Sophie Finally Showed This Bachy Douche The Door & The People Are Froffin
He should have been given his marching orders an episode back (#RIPJames, #NeverForget) but bachy bad boy Blake finally left roseless tonight – and what an exit.
As Blake (somehow?!) made it to hometowns, it was clear from the beginning that he was putting on show, selling Sophie on him through meaningless convo and romantic clichés. It was cringe-worthy, tbh.
We see you, Blake and we can read you like a book. From their date, where Blake orchestrated fake snow in order to create the perfect smooch moment, to his attempts to feed her strawberries. Eww! M8, she can feed herself. Jog on.
It got worse from there, during the family meet while Blake’s sister and mum fired questions at Sophie, the self-titled entrepreneur just sat there letting her get ripped to shreds. This came after he told our bachy that he would ‘have her back‘.
HE SLEEPS ON A BED OF LIES.
Anyways, at the rose ceremony as he was left roseless he chucked the sooks. He left in a path of expletives and was just a giant man baby. He even said ‘ciao’ like an actual Bond villain.
Following his spectacular goodbye, Twitter is froffin over Blake’s long-awaited exit:
#BacheloretteAU Did u hear that? The sound of Australia collectively breathing a sigh of relief!
— Monty (@71Monty) October 19, 2017
Blake just fulfilled his douche destiny with that reaction #BacheloretteAU
— Jesse P (@whatjessewore) October 19, 2017
#BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/hvRkB96W39
— Jo Thornely (@jothornely) October 19, 2017
Lesson for you Blake… it's up to the woman to decide whether you're for her… check the ego at the door dude… #smug #BacheloretteAU
— Jess Lee (@Brazenlee78) October 19, 2017
Blake exits with such style and grace. #Bacheloretteau
— ???? Ira Snave ???? (@IraSnave) October 19, 2017
Thank god Blake is gone. Ugh. #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/BkbL4EMjKO
— Thomas Birch (@thombirch) October 19, 2017
And Blake wonders why he was eliminated… he's literally arguing with her because he didn't get a rose #BacheloretteAU
— Aliza (@AlizanotEliza) October 19, 2017
Someone hasn’t been dumped before… #bacheloretteau
— Michael Dave (@maybemick) October 19, 2017
Sophie dodging Blake #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/bp7cXV4s1h
— Nance Pants (@nblizzardaus) October 19, 2017
True colours shown there Blakey. See ya. #BacheloretteAU
— Kelli W (@ozrealitygal) October 19, 2017
Omg so gracious Blake ????♀️ #BacheloretteAU
— Amy Green (@amymozz) October 19, 2017
So mature "ciao"
Baby Blake is having a tanty.
Boo hoo #BacheloretteAU— Big Boss Woman ????♀️ (@Carreigh) October 19, 2017
Blake. #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/HNL23K4gGv
— Maddie Riddle (@maddie_riddle) October 19, 2017
And just like that, Blake sealed his fate as a permanently single douchebag on national television #bacheloretteau
— Lucy Johnson (@lucymaejohnson) October 19, 2017
Ya didn't protect her mate! Bye bye #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/7Wc8054lGW
— rebekahclaire__ (@RebekahClaire__) October 19, 2017
Narcissists don't handle rejection well at all #BacheloretteAU
— Cathy Crawley (@cathy_crawley) October 19, 2017