the bachelorette blake

Sophie Finally Showed This Bachy Douche The Door & The People Are Froffin

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He should have been given his marching orders an episode back (#RIPJames, #NeverForget) but bachy bad boy Blake finally left roseless tonight – and what an exit.

As Blake (somehow?!) made it to hometowns, it was clear from the beginning that he was putting on show, selling Sophie on him through meaningless convo and romantic clichés. It was cringe-worthy, tbh.

We see you, Blake and we can read you like a book. From their date, where Blake orchestrated fake snow in order to create the perfect smooch moment, to his attempts to feed her strawberries. Eww! M8, she can feed herself. Jog on.

It got worse from there, during the family meet while Blake’s sister and mum fired questions at Sophie, the self-titled entrepreneur just sat there letting her get ripped to shreds. This came after he told our bachy that he would ‘have her back‘.

HE SLEEPS ON A BED OF LIES.

Anyways, at the rose ceremony as he was left roseless he chucked the sooks. He left in a path of expletives and was just a giant man baby. He even said ‘ciao’ like an actual Bond villain.

Following his spectacular goodbye, Twitter is froffin over Blake’s long-awaited exit: