BACHY BAE: 20 Thirsty Instagram Snaps To Prove Matty J Is The Best Bachelor Yet

The countdown is on – The Bachelor is about to return to our lives THIS WEEK and with it comes a brand new bachy to obsesses over.

Matty J is the second bloke to pull off his own season after a stint as a contestant on The Bachelorette, following in the footsteps of ‘cool bananas’ Richie Strahan. But unlike Richie, Matty’s heart was brutally strung along to the finale where it was ripped from his chest and crushed for our fleeting amusement. With his broken heart on show and fighting back tears, we as a nation could help falling in love with our love sick puppy dog.

We were hooked for his sweet, soppy and INSANELY GOOD-LOOKING attributes. Like… damn.

ICYMI here’s just some of the reasons Matty J is the bachy of dreamz:

He thinks about stuff. Like deep stuff.

Watcha thinkin bout?

A post shared by Matty J (@matthewdavidjohnson) on Jun 13, 2016 at 2:22am PDT

He digs. He’s very diggy. We dig it.

Phase 1: Dig massive hole. Phase 2: Take shirt off. Phase 3: Hire someone to build pool ????????????????

A post shared by Matty J (@matthewdavidjohnson) on Jul 9, 2017 at 2:35am PDT

He cuddles adorbs heaven-sent puppers.

Like a duck to water

A post shared by Matty J (@matthewdavidjohnson) on Dec 3, 2016 at 11:34pm PST

He wears heaps manly akubra hats.

Couldn't think of a better way to spend a Sunday ☀️☀️☀️thanks for the pic @ryaniswells

A post shared by Matty J (@matthewdavidjohnson) on Nov 6, 2016 at 12:54am PDT

He stands in forests (and is bloody excited by it).

Insert new home here. Mum's not excited at all! #watchthisspace

A post shared by Matty J (@matthewdavidjohnson) on Feb 21, 2017 at 10:47pm PST

He plays tennis in an all-black ensemble #rebel.

Breaking an afternoon sweat on the court ????????

A post shared by Matty J (@matthewdavidjohnson) on Feb 28, 2017 at 2:14am PST

He teaches babies how to surf.

Took the little rooster out for his first surf today ????????

A post shared by Matty J (@matthewdavidjohnson) on Feb 18, 2017 at 10:01pm PST

He teaches babies how to drive.

Happy birthday to this little legend, George, who turns one today.. here he is ignoring his new presents to play with the wrapping paper ????????

A post shared by Matty J (@matthewdavidjohnson) on Feb 5, 2017 at 11:55pm PST

He is some ungodly baby whisperer.

Of course I can look after your child.. No I definitely don't have my hands full

A post shared by Matty J (@matthewdavidjohnson) on Nov 20, 2016 at 1:39am PST

He casually gets tattoos (probz while winning ‘Words with Friends’).

Couple momentos before I depart

A post shared by Matty J (@matthewdavidjohnson) on Apr 3, 2016 at 1:42pm PDT

He drinks from coconuts unironically

Could think of worse ways to spend the afternoon

A post shared by Matty J (@matthewdavidjohnson) on Jan 3, 2017 at 10:26pm PST

He stretches before rigorous activity.

Times are tough so I'm coming out of retirement.. Mer-Mann!!

A post shared by Matty J (@matthewdavidjohnson) on Jun 2, 2016 at 3:16am PDT

Hi fits into teeny tiny cars.

New set of wheels for the weekend

A post shared by Matty J (@matthewdavidjohnson) on Aug 14, 2015 at 1:23pm PDT

He rides dirt bikes. He’s possibly Mad Max.

BRRAAAPP…. it's all fun and games until someone flips their motorbike and smashes a hole in the engine. @willydangarous last time you'll let me borrow your bike?

A post shared by Matty J (@matthewdavidjohnson) on Dec 29, 2016 at 9:08pm PST

He dresses appropriately for boating.

Whipping around on this absolute weapon

A post shared by Matty J (@matthewdavidjohnson) on Aug 22, 2015 at 2:25pm PDT

He dressed appropriately for fishing (like a daggy dad).

Just livin with my mate @vannsss

A post shared by Matty J (@matthewdavidjohnson) on Jan 11, 2016 at 4:18pm PST

He also can pull off a dapper suit. Hello: bachy material.

Doing a bit of business

A post shared by Matty J (@matthewdavidjohnson) on Oct 2, 2014 at 5:10pm PDT

He… ummm…nup no explanation needed, he is just the best.

Having a really tough time in Croatia with @tom_johnsonn

A post shared by Matty J (@matthewdavidjohnson) on Aug 18, 2015 at 1:11pm PDT