Literally Just A Bunch Of Tweets About Food That We Relate To On A Spiritual Level
Fresh grilled Portuguese chicken and burgers - home of the iconic Bondi Burger and our legendary chilli sauce since 1986.
It is so powerful to know that, if you’re ever hungry or you want to shout from the rooftops that you have had the best damn meal of your life, or even just want to Google “good cakes to look at”, the internet has your back.
With that in mind, we decided to round up the best food tweets to get you hyped about enjoying your basic survival instincts.
#1 When Your UberEats Guy Rings Your Doorbell
Food delivery is a combination of my three favorite things:
2. Not moving
3. Avoiding people
— TokenSuperhero (@MarcusTheToken) July 18, 2011
Honestly, bless the person who first suggested delivering food to people in their houses instead of forcing us into the harsh natural light to collect it.
#2 When You Have Cravings, Will Travel
One day I'm going back to Australia just for @oportoaustralia
— Anfs (@Anfsspeaks) February 26, 2018
People have gotten on planes for much worse reasons. Tbh, we respect this.
#3 Honestly, The Holy Grail of Islands
Steps to survive on a dessert island:
1. check spelling
2. if correct, enjoy
— Kalvin (@KalvinMacleod) February 4, 2015
Who do we speak to about making this happen?
#4 For When You’ve Finished The Entire Box In 15 Seconds Flat
Not sure if I actually like movies or just like looking at something while I eat popcorn.
— Noodles (@Dawn_M_) January 12, 2016
Did you know it’s scientifically impossible to eat popcorn in any quantity less than a handful?
#5 Must Be Nice To Have Multiple iPhones But Also That Much Rice!!!
COOKING HACK: if you put too much water in your rice, toss a few phones in there pic.twitter.com/hKNFpmfwAp
— bens rights activist (@UniqueDude2) September 4, 2015
These people are living in the future, man.
#6 When You Are Craving Something So Specific
dough: a bread, an uncooked bread
ray: of sun that cooks the bread
me: a gal who eats the bread
fa: ther also eats the bread
so: da bread’s a kind of bread
la: vash is another bread
tea: a drink. anyway, bread!
that will bring us back to dough
— rachel axler (@rachelaxler) May 1, 2018
Everybody knows that the best songs are songs about food.
#7 Food Before More Food Is The Best Idea, Like, Ever
Whoever thought of appetizers was literally like "we should pregame this food w more food" and I think that's really beautiful
— emba (@unofficialemba) December 6, 2016
It’s second only to dessert, the food that comes AFTER food.
#8 Literally Nothing Has Changed From 20 Minutes Ago, But Here I Am, Standing In Front Of It Again
I’m just a girl, standing in front of a fridge, asking for something – anything – for me to eat to materialise.
#9 Seeya, Busy Living In My Bunker
The Roomba vacuum cleaner just beat me to a piece of popcorn I dropped on the floor & this is how the war against the machines begins.
— Andy H. (@AndyAsAdjective) November 30, 2013
First, they come for the food. Then, they come for us.
More bun. More fun. The new Long Bondi is made with 100% chicken breast fillet, fresh not frozen, grilled not fried, and made with our Original Chilli Sauce. The Long Bondi is available for a limited time only, so get in quick to your local Oporto.