‘Big Brother’ Applications Are Open So It’s Time To Go…Apply!

The good news just keeps on coming. Earlier this week we were served the earth-shattering news that Big Brother is being revived by Channel Seven and now applications are open.

Honestly…

The series’ production company, Endemol Shine Australia, posted a callout overnight: “Big Brother is back. The game has changed. Are you ready to play?”

I was born ready.

Have you always dreamed of reality TV stardom but don’t want to marry a stranger or almost die of starvation on a deserted island? You can register for Big Brother here.

You could be the next Chrissie Swan or Tully Smyth. Hell, I’d even aim for Hotdogs at this point.