We Need You To Look At This Very Big Cow Named Knickers
I don’t want you to be too alarmed, but there’s a very large cow called Knickers that lives in Western Australia.
I know you’re probably thinking, “mmm ok, but all cows are pretty big” and that’s fine. But I need you to just look at this very big cow.
Here’s Knickers, the 194cm cow.
— 7 News Central Queensland (@7NewsCQ) November 27, 2018
He’s the largest in his category in Australia, but also, like… does that mean there’s potentially a LARGER cow somewhere out there in the world? Because that is udderly terrifying.
Of course, everyone is kinda wigging out about this beefed-up beauty.
Here are some of the best tweets about Knickers, the mooonster cow (sorry, sorry, we’re done now):
— Ben McLannahan (@bmclannahan) November 27, 2018
ok but i’ve been a huge cow for years and none of you seemed to care that much
— David Mack (@davidmackau) November 27, 2018
he’s the height of one Michael Jordan and the length of two Michael Jordans lying down, but the similarities don’t stop there. He also produces an ungodly volume of milk
— Tim Stewart (@TStew777) November 27, 2018
how have these farmers kept the big cow a secret for so long. what else are they hiding
— Josh Butler (@JoshButler) November 27, 2018
Please don’t milkshake duck knickers the lardge beast
— Bec Shaw (@Brocklesnitch) November 27, 2018
I would absolutely watch a movie about a giant cow named Knickers where they and a group of animal friend’s commit crimes and it can be called Get Knicked and look, don’t report me as you block okay
— gnocchi balboa (@oldbiddyyelling) November 27, 2018
michael jordan hanging out with knickers the cow. pic.twitter.com/98M57e5iun
— jack alexander, devourer of souls (@aglightwoodbane) November 27, 2018
Friendship ended with grape surgery now big cow is my new best friend pic.twitter.com/TQ0rEyMnnP
— yc (@yc) November 27, 2018
We love you, Knickers.