Treat Yo’ Self: Here’s A Heap Of Stuff You Can Get For Free On Your Birthday

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Honey, it’s your goddamn BIRTHDAY.

It’s the most important day of the year. A national holiday, in our opinion. So, uh, YUH, we absolutely believe that every man, woman, and large corporation around Australia should be bending over backwards to celebrate you.

Luckily, we don’t have to convince them to. A whole bunch of businesses willingly give loyal customers like you a sweet lil’ treaty treat every single year, for just being born.

The teensy caveat is that you generally have to be part of their rewards program or members club or whatever to redeem it. But! Signing up costs nothing and truly, you’ll be cheering come birthday time. We’re talking ice cream, churros, fries, underwear, bowling – you name it!

It’s all about playing the long game. And if you do it right, here are some of the delicious gifts you can happily claim.

Ali Baba

If you’re planning on celebrating your birthday with a night on the town, Ali Baba will legit supply you with the 3am kebab. Because they care.

 

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Baskin Robbins

Get a free scoop of any flavour plus a discounted birthday cake for Club 31 members.

 

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Boost

Members of the Vibe Club get free juices on their birthday. How good is that?!

 

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Bonds

$10 gift card, babey, as part of the Bonds & Me loyalty club.

 

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Chatime

Free drink for Loyal-Tea (ha!) members if you make a purchase in the three months prior to the day, along with a pun that will make you chuckle all year ‘round.

 

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Cotton On

$10 voucher when you’re in the Perks club.

 

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Glue

$10 voucher to go towards your new cute birthday outfit for rewards members.

 

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Krispy Kreme

This one’s a good’un. Four pack of original glazed PLUS a $10 online store voucher if you’re in the Inner Circle. They donut mess around.

 

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Lord of the Fries

Free fries and sauce for anyone signed up to the VIP Club.

 

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Mecca

Beauty Loop members get a pretty sweet haul of Mecca samples and sometimes even full-size products. You bee-ooty.

 

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Mrs Fields

You know that cookie place you always see in Westfield? They want to give you a free bickie! Thanks, Miss.

 

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Muffin Break

As the name suggests, you get a free muffin on your b’day if you’re a Muffin Club member. (Choccy chip, thanks.)

 

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Nandos

Free regular meal if you’re signed up six months in advance and have made a purchase in that time. Nothing cheeky about that.

 

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Noodle box

The best kind of noods are the free ones you get on your birthday. Noodle box gets it.

 

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Priceline

Sister club members get a $10 voucher.

 

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San Churro

Free! Churros! Goals tbh. Just make sure you’re an El Social member to redeem.

 

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Sephora

An actually very good beauty gift for Sephora’s Beauty Insider members, and VIB and Rogue-level members get a little something extra to choose from. Fancy.

 

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Subway

Free six-inch sub as part of the Eat Fresh club. (Bad name, good offer.)

 

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Sumo Salad

Free salad for Sumo Society members. Which actually excites us more than we ever thought salad would.

 

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Zone Bowling

A free game! There’s your b’day night sorted.

 

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Alright sweet birthday babies, what are you waiting for? Get signing up for those perks now so you can take full advantage of your birthday.

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