What Your Brunch Order Says About Your Personality
In this day and age brunch culture is a thing to be embraced, celebrated and definitely not frowned upon. In fact, we’re all entitled to our side of smashed avo without an extra dose of judgement sprinkled on top.
Whether you meet up with friends to catch up over eggs you absolutely could have cooked at home for half the cost, or if you go enjoy a solo venture to your local cafe to pretend you’re “writing”, your breakfast order is obviously very telling of what you’re actually like as a person.
Sure, you can switch things up depending on your mood and when it comes to brunch you can never really go wrong. Especially once you get bottomless mimosas involved.
Here’s what your brunch order says about your personality:
Pancakes
You’re the friend everyone describes as “bubbly” or “sweet” and you hate hurting anyone’s feelings or seeing anyone upset. You’re someone people see as reliable and comfortable and while, sure, they’re probably compliments that make you think of a sweet, elderly lady, it could be a lot worse.
Every now and then you’re known to get a little crazy and try to take on too much at once, often resulting in a meltdown that would make a three-year-old jealous. But we all have our flaws.
Most likely to: say you’re quitting sugar while eating Nutella straight from the jar.
Eggs Your Way
You’re low-key, flexible (not in the physically bendy way, but also maybe you are?! What would I know?) and don’t like when people overcomplicate things. You’re open to change as long as it’s not too crazy; whether that be starting a new job, ditching your local pub for a new bar, or downloading Hinge instead of Tinder.
But sometimes making those decisions can get confusing for you so whether you like your eggs poached, sunny side-up, scrambled or thrown at your prime minister, everyone knows at the end of the day once you make a decision, you’ll stick to your word.
Most likely to: be working 9-5 while dreaming about moving overseas.
Superfood bowl
Kale, quinoa, pepita seeds, poached eggs and definitely HOLD the bread, please! When you’re not bragging about your latest F45 session or serenely smiling about how reformer pilates in some overpriced studio has changed your life, you’re researching words like “keto” or tossing up becoming vegan just to see if you can do it.
To you, life is a challenge, but a challenge you want to win. There are no losers, except only you when you accidentally miss a workout then punish yourself for the rest of the week. Pat yourself on the back and loosen up, it’s progress not perfection after all.
Most likely to: be studying how to become a yoga teacher on top of doing your full-time job.
Big breakfast
Just like Sharpay in High School Musical, you want it all and you want it now. You’re not everyone’s favourite flavour and can rub some the wrong way but through all your layers there’s a heart of gold down there. You excel at befriending people even if you have nothing in common.
Most likely to: be working in sales and indulging in one too many boozy client lunches.
Vegetarian breakfast
You’re so zen that sometimes you’re overlooked in big crowds, but your closest friends know that you’re a fun, quirky bitch to be around. You’re well-liked but your dismal self-esteem ruins chances for you. If you learn to back yourself, you’ll make an impact no matter where you end up in life.
Most likely to: have been awarded “quiet achiever” at school.
Acai Bowl
It’s amazing you even got off Instagram for a hot second to read this post, but social media multi-tasking is also one of your strong points. You’re into true crime, podcasts, and anything everyone is talking about until everyone… stops talking about it. But you’re also the life of the party and know your mates can rely on you for some good, wholesome fun.
Most likely to: get caught up in a pyramid scheme selling essential oils.
Porridge
You’re the mum of your friendship group and as reliable as the working day is long. Everyone knows you give the best advice, hugs and you always come ultra-prepared: whether that means being the one that carries the sunscreen during festival season or the one who calmly orders Ubers for your mates when they get too lit.
While you sometimes feel overlooked, it’s important to remember your fam and friends couldn’t live without you. Quite literally, in fact. You hold those shitshows together.
Most likely to: be the one who’s already watched everything on Netflix.
Shakshuka
You fancy yourself a bit of a traveller, even if that just means you’ve only made it to Bali in the last 12 months. But, like, it was totally awesome and the culture really inspired you to… well, who knows really.
The best thing about you is you’re true to your word and people hold you in high regard. In fact, pretty much everything you touch turns to gold and you don’t live a life with regrets. Some may envy your independence but your true friends love you for it.
Most likely to: find yourself in Europe by going on Contiki.