We’re Calling BS On Jen And Leah’s Drama On Tonight’s ‘The Bachelor’ Ep

Leah and Jennifer strike again, with tonight’s ep of The Bachelor seeing the duo team up for more blood.

Locked on their target was the ever innocent Cobie – possibly the nicest person ever. Cobie is basically an irl Sesame Street character with a smile permanently imprinted across her face. She is too pure for this earth. A total saint.

The conspiracy against Cobie started when she politely pulled Matty aside at the cocktail party. This is particularly salty territory because Cobie was coming off a solo date with our Bach. It’s Bachelor etiquette for the date-haver to ignore the Bachy exists until the next date rolls around.

Matty should be stone-cold dead in her eyes at this cocktail party – but nup – Cobie dared to talk to him as if he was a living person. It’s really not that big a deal.

This fact alone made Leah and Jennifer hella mad, despite having nothing to do with it. But drama breeds drama, amirite…

Jennifer spearheaded the ‘rage against Cobie party’. We aren’t really surprised because Jen loves to involve herself in literally every argument this series has seen. It’s actually v impressive. She should enter the Olympics.

‘Blah blah blah, Cobie is EVIL.’

From the ramblings of Jen, we learn that Cobie is no longer Cobie. No way. She… ‘A HUSTLER’. This according to the dictionary of Beyoncé means she’s actually a diva, which is the female version of a hustler.

That’s not so bad. But, oh boy does Jen hate hustlers.

“Hustler, hustler, hustler…”

The series’ mean girls lead the charge, and the resident blonde bully Leah heads into the room with Cobie to literally steal Matty (a human person) back.

It does not go well.

‘Oyyy, give me back Matty m8’

The fear in their eyes is real. As Leah leans in, the cute pair look like they are about to be devoured by a hideous blonde monster from the dark depths of bachy past.

While us viewers were shown exactly what went down, Leah’s story was much different.

According to Leah, when she politely asked if Matty could come with her, this is what happened.

“She goes ‘I don’t care’, [with her] hand in my face!”

*LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES*

“Oh. My. God. How could she say that?!” exclaim the girls.

Well, she didn’t.

Here’s what actually happened: Leah intruded, said that everyone was FILTHY with Cobie and asked if she could steal Matty (a human person, not in fact a plate of cabana) and return him to the party. Cobie responded:

“No you can’t. And I will return him in like two minutes.”

So yeah, Leah told a big fat lie. But were the rest of the ladies convinced?

Nope.

Nope.

Nope (who are these people…)

Nope.

Most of the group sided with Cobie, working out quick that Leah is most likely talkin’ utter shite.

Georgia 2.0 aka Laura stepped in like a BOSS, to say that she does not believe that Cobie had said those words and certainly not with the venom Leah is spitting out.

‘Can we vote Leah off the island yet or nah??’

In the end, once again Leah and Jennifer received roses, so the bachy bullies will be back next week.

DAMN IT!!