People Are Sharing Hilarious Childhood Moments That Perfectly Represent Them As Adults
You can learn a lot about a person based on the weird shit they did as kids and people on Twitter are sharing childhood memories that perfectly define them as adults.
For me, I once rapped all the lyrics to ‘Men In Black’ to my class while dressed as an alien but tbh that was only a tiny sneak peek of what was to come.
The Twitter trend was prompted by the below tweet, which asks users “what’s a story from your early childhood that perfectly encapsulates how you are now?” Hoeee boy, this is going to get messy.
what’s a story from your early childhood that perfectly encapsulates how you are now? I’ll start. When I was 3 my family was kicked out of a museum after I touched The Starry Night painting (yes that one)
— Abby Govindan (@abbygov) October 11, 2019
People on Twitter are retweeting and sharing their own unique stories of something they did as young kids that truly represents them as adults.
Here are some of the funniest childhood memories:
#1.
One time my brothers wouldn’t let me play basketball with them so i said I’m calling mom what’s her number and they said 911 then the cops arrived https://t.co/NNkchNZMkA
— Sara Civ (@SaraCivian) October 11, 2019
#2.
My mom was afraid to enroll me in kindergarten because I loved to get naked in public https://t.co/KJ8GUQ4fr8
— grendel’s mom’s girlfriend (@grendelsmumm) October 11, 2019
#3.
My mom sent me this letter I wrote to the tooth fairy I wrote when I was six, in which I challenged the tooth fairy's authority, assumed I'd face skepticism and provided proof for my claims, and insisted on getting paid. So…yeah 😉 https://t.co/VfIKGrr2zJ pic.twitter.com/qd4x3MCLXA
— Sarah Kendzior (@sarahkendzior) October 11, 2019
#4.
I was a bit of a loner kid. When I was in 4 or 5th grade, I watched Harriet the Spy and decided to make my own spy kit, which consisted of a magnifying glass and talcum powder for fingerprints.
I had a notebook in which I would create psychological profiles of my classmates https://t.co/1lgvesI5Mi
— Karen Attiah (@KarenAttiah) October 12, 2019
#5.
When I was about 9 or 10 me and my bestie stood up in front of the class and made our mutual crush, Steven, stand too. We sang ‘The Boy Is Mine’ to him, I was Brandy. Steven was so embarrassed he never spoke to either of us again. https://t.co/EBMSLA89Yc
— Tara Watson (@tara_watson_) October 12, 2019
#6.
I was 10 and I found out the exact time I was born and I asked my teacher if we could do a NYE countdown on my birthday at the exact time of my birth
She said “No, then we’d have to do it for everyone”
I said “No you wouldn’t?!” https://t.co/JoI7DR9umC— Nicola Coughlan (@nicolacoughlan) October 11, 2019
#7.
When I was 4 I locked myself in the bathroom crying and filled a bucket with water and told my cousins that the bucket was full of the tears she made me cry https://t.co/QhLBPfEpUa
— Shelby Adcock (@shelbyadcock) October 12, 2019
#8.
I got a backpack when I was five and despite not being in school for a few weeks and also (again) being five, I'd load it with books, pens, and anything office-y I could find, walk around the house, and announce very dramatically, "I have a LOT of work to do." https://t.co/dz3FUXa7sa
— Anne T. Donahue (@annetdonahue) October 12, 2019
#9.
I stood on a rake on purpose and got knocked out after watching it happen in many cartoons https://t.co/fGEKJQmP6G
— Jemma Morgan ✨🌈 (@dorkfaceblog) October 11, 2019
#10.
When I was in nursery, our teacher asked us all to get up and sing a nursery rhyme one by one.
I sang Cry Me a River by Justin Timberlake. #tune https://t.co/DlY2kmJ6QD
— Nick Gartland (@nick_gartland98) October 12, 2019
#11.
When I was 7 a girl snuck up behind me at recess and kissed me on the cheek and ran. I protested loudly and made a histrionic display of how gross and disgusting it was and how angry it made me. Then every recess for the next two weeks I stood in that same exact spot. https://t.co/49pnVz4r7c
— Ed Solomon (@ed_solomon) October 12, 2019
#12.
When I was 6, I went door to door with a disposable aluminum potpie tin asking for donations of cheese. https://t.co/SzFSl5508T
— Sarah Thyre (@SarahThyre) October 12, 2019
#13.
I was mildly famous in my primary school because I would tell people that I wasn't a human, but I was a bat inside a highly advanced human robot and then I'd get upset when people didn't believe me. I was OBSESSED with bats and was often referred to as, "The Bat Girl" https://t.co/0SUdTirPsI
— Lex Sugden 🌺 (@AlexisDraws) October 11, 2019
#14.
When I was 6 my mom and I visited a friend’s farm and I wandered into the cow pen and sat on one that was laying down. This cow proceeded to get up and walk off with me and I was too scared to jump down, so my family found me 4 hours later crying on the cow in a field a mile away https://t.co/EhMr0YyOu4
— SUGAR GAY DUDE ??? (@Pumpkin_Rot) October 13, 2019
#15.
when my sister & i were little (like 7 or 8 yrs old) we'd play house. you know, we'd pretend that we were grownups with our dolls as our babies. but also we insisted, repeatedly, that our husbands were dead so we could live together. mine was murdered. https://t.co/UpiDhheBWh
— Elham Khatami (@ekhatami) October 12, 2019
#16.
I crack this one out all the time but when I was 7 and thought my reflection looked so cute in our metal kettle (which had just been boiled) that I kissed it and burnt the skin off my lips https://t.co/BmmDNYQ2xl
— Lauren 🌻 (@laurenevie_) October 11, 2019
#17.
Used to cry every time I had my photo taken. Still do. https://t.co/i8jZverZeG
— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) October 12, 2019
Huge mood.
#18.
There is no explanation whatsoever as to why I am the way I am right now https://t.co/B7mEhJ7JMH
— z0ha_ (@_ah0z) October 12, 2019