Here’s What Your Coffee Order Really Says About You

You can tell a lot about a person based on their coffee order.

Ordering coffee can sometimes come with a healthy side of judgement. Is someone judging you for ordering a caramel mocha with an extra sprinkle of chocolate? Sure, you’re extra AF but also celebrate your best self, you precious baby angel, and don’t let anyone bring you down.

Now we’re here to arm you with some important information for your next coffee run, whether it’s with mates, your boss, or a date. Take note of what they order and you’ll be able to read them like a book.

Here’s what your coffee order says about you: 

Flat White

Straight down the line, good-natured and relatively easygoing, your coffee order is also similar to the way you approach life: no BS. You’re considered a trustworthy friend but worry a little about what people think of you and can be quick to justify your decisions. Stress less, you’re doing amazing sweetie.

Cappuccino

You know what’s up, you foamy goddess. You like the fun things in life and aren’t afraid to work hard and play hard. Sure some people may think you’re basic at times, but you’re not one to get that fussed when it comes to what people think about you, because you’re well-loved anyway and haters gonna hate.

Long Black

Life is about balance for you. You’re on the quieter side and love settling down with a good biography or doco but you get loose from time to time. You’re a good listener and people often go to you for advice because you seemingly have your shit together — it’s OK, we won’t tell anyone you kinda don’t.

Piccolo

You’re one of those people that’s either full-steam ahead or in need of the world’s longest nap. You like routine and structure until it’s time to let your hair down. Just remember your kale smoothie doesn’t outweigh all the fireball shots you took on the weekend.

Mocha

Life’s too short to not order what you truly enjoy, ya know? So what if people tease you about this “kiddy” coffee? You’re young at heart and fun to be around and that’s all that matters. Just don’t try so hard to fit in, you’re perfect on your own.

Latte

You don’t like to overthink or overcomplicate things. You’re seen as a natural leader within your friend group and are easily adored by strangers, though you sometimes have the tendency to have the reputation of not putting in a lot of effort when it comes to your close circle. Just remember, it’s not hard to message someone first from time to time.

Espresso

OK, we get it, you go to the gym. You’re the ultimate multi-tasker but sometimes can get too distracted by EVERYTHING that needs to get down. Slow down, take a breath, and remember you can put your phone down for 5 minutes and the world won’t erupt. Probably.

Decaf

You are a truly confused individual and you need to find Jesus.