This Video Of Someone Making A Cup Of Tea Has Left The Internet Enraged For Good Reason
The way a person makes a cup of tea says a lot about their personality.
You’ve got the nervous tea-makers who put in too much sugar and milk. Then there’s the pros (like me, no biggie) who have perfectly practiced getting the optimum flavour with the milk and tea bag jiggling ratio.
Then there’s this absolute psychopath. Twitter user Holly Harley (@hollharl) uploaded a video, which was captioned, “My boyfriend has made the worst video in the world.”
Holly ain’t wrong. Watch it below and try not to audibly scream:
My boyfriend has made the worst video in the world pic.twitter.com/FAsacuW86R
— Holly Harley (@hollharl) August 17, 2019
I. AM. DECEASED.
The reaction to the video was immediate, with users absolutely baffled by such a illogical tea-making technique.
There are some real monsters in this world. They walk among us. https://t.co/FTEKJ0Hlvz
— Nanjala Nyabola (@Nanjala1) August 18, 2019
Anyone that puts milk in BEFORE the actual tea bag should be in prison, IMHO. They’re a menace to society bringing nothing but disorder and dissent.
The post was quickly flooded with angry comments:
No, it is a criminal offence
— Holly Harley (@hollharl) August 17, 2019
Everything about this is wrong and it is causing intense anxiety
— Frances Weetman (@francesweetman) August 18, 2019
This is the worst thing I have ever seen will no one think of the children
— Hafsa Qureshi (@MsHafsaQureshi) August 18, 2019
— Emily Barrett (@emilyebarrett) August 17, 2019
It’s masterful horror. The skill of making the audience guess what is happening a second before it is explicit: the FBI at the wrong door, when Clarice is about to face Buffalo Bill; Gwyneth’s ? in the ?. OH GOD NO HE’S ADDING MILK.
— Dr Adam Rutherford (@AdamRutherford) August 18, 2019
It’s a crime against humani-tea ?
— RachelReadIt?☕?? (@RACHELb75) August 17, 2019
me @ your boyfriend pic.twitter.com/fGURQzU6ex
— asexual homo-hex-ual (@KosmicHex) August 18, 2019
— John Chivall (@JohnChivall) August 18, 2019
While I assumed the tea was destroyed, it turns out the boyfriend actually drank it. The horror.
I’m sorry to report that he drank it (after reintroducing the teabag for a bit longer): ‘I wasn’t going to waste it!’ Needless to say, it was ‘pretty bad’.
— Holly Harley (@hollharl) August 18, 2019
Please never let this person near a kettle, cup or tea bag ever again.
