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This Cute Teddy Bear Has Weird Giant Long Legs IRL & Twitter Is Hella Creeped Out

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Prepare for your sweet childhood teddy memories being corrupted forever by this DEMONIC LONG LEGGED BEAR OF SATAN.

One innocent online buyer was cursed forever when they purchased a bear advertised as ‘an oversized plush toy’, only to receive this evil monstrosity…

LOOK AT THEM GIANT TREE TRUNK LEGS. THE HORROR.

The entire buying process was documented by a Twitter user, who posted some Amazon reviews of the freakishly long-legged teddy. Here’s the original image of the toy they signed up for:

 

In the series of tweets, you can also see a bunch of reviews, my personal favourite reading:

“The legs are like 4 feet long making the bear look like a creepy gumby thing.”

Indeed it does. And Gumby teddy ain’t cute.

The creepy long legs make the teddy appear like some gangly demon that needs to be vanquished asap.

BURN IT TO THE GROUND.

Here’s the original tweet with some more reviews. We can’t handle it either.