The 20 Pettiest Things That Have Made People Cancel Their Crushes
We all have dealbreakers that can cancel any potential relationship even before it starts. While some of these are totally justified, others can be incredibly petty.
The discussion over relationship cancellations came about when Twitter user Nicole Clark asked to hear why people had uncrushed their crushes. She was inspired by another user pondering whether their crush drinking a straight glass of milk was a dealbreaker.
Alright Twitter—tell me about the time you uncrushed on someone. I'll start: He was a transfer & flirted with me all semester. He even took my high school senior portraits. During the shoot he leaned in to tell "a secret," I thought it was a kiss, turns out he had a gf in Seattle https://t.co/KyLbh4jBOo
— Nicole Clark (@nicalexiac) March 27, 2019
While personally I don’t cringe at the thought of plain milk being consumed in its natural form, everybody is different and we all have weird pet peeves we can’t quite explain but that will put us right off.
Here are 20 of the funniest but pettiest reasons that people cancelled their crushes:
#1. Fact: Pillows need pillow cases
He didn’t use pillow cases :/ https://t.co/l3eAQGOgMk
— ★ Lady Gigi ★ (@CLEMEN_tine_) March 28, 2019
#2. A bad haircut changes everything
i had a crush on this guy through almost all of freshman year and then when we all came back from spring break he got a hair cut and i was repulsed https://t.co/7SWtbFUyCp
— sam (@tqyIorswifts) March 28, 2019
#3. How does this person function IRL?
I had a crush on someone until they asked me if the pepper icons next to dishes on a vietnamese menu referred to "how many peppers were inside each dish"
— Sabrina Imbler (@aznfusion) March 27, 2019
#4. This also applies to Nickelback and 3 Doors Down
She told me she had a Maroon 5 tattoo. https://t.co/oq20KfActg
— AtticusThomas (@AtticusThomas) March 28, 2019
#5. Honestly, at least stay consistent
I had a slight crush on a dude until he told me that he hated birds and thought they were creepy… and then he talked about how his favorite animal was a PENGUIN. https://t.co/lINyPsgpEP
— Mariana (@MariChrisney) March 28, 2019
#6. If you don’t like cats then I don’t like you, there I said it
She didn’t like cats https://t.co/FA4cabVHuF
— Wren Harry Met Sally (@heronimous) March 28, 2019
#7. But if I like your dog too much, this is also a problem
I met his dog and realized I could never like him as much as I loved her.
(This has happened more than once.) https://t.co/2i1ETGtDdj
— Erin Ross (@ErinEARoss) March 28, 2019
#8. Tyler, Dylan and Troy are fuckboi names, I don’t make the rules
I found out his name was Tyler https://t.co/WXwVlg0DUY
— let’s get this bed (@oh_hey_sarah) March 28, 2019
#9. It’s best we say goodbye
he sent me a friendlyjordies vid https://t.co/BKFVsj5M0H
— beef bus (@katrinawalker) March 28, 2019
#10. This isn’t a health science class
I told a guy I liked that I was enjoying a nice day in the sun “getting my dose of vitamin D” and he condescendingly tried to correct me with, “It’s actually vitamin C”.
I never spoke to the doofus again. https://t.co/IE2cTMEvT0— Jessica (@SpaitoGaming) March 28, 2019
#11. Seriously, what is life without dessert?
I uncrushed the fuck out of this guy when he said he didn’t eat dessert of any kind. I was like yeah no this would never ever work and I hate you so? https://t.co/qtelVn3qRI
— 𓃵𖤐Hexysid𖤐𓃵 (@SVanommeren) March 28, 2019
#12. And what monster doesn’t enjoy soup??
"I don't like soups" https://t.co/kVarqEabIb
— Circle K formerly known as Mac's (@BillDuey) March 28, 2019
#13. We are all secret grammar snobs
some dude i was texting replied with "defiantly" instead of "definitely" and i never texted back
— Petrana 冰冰 Radulovic (@Pet_rana) March 27, 2019
#14. Common sense must prevail
A girl once told me crystals and reiki could cure cancer https://t.co/nQmyEPkb3Z
— Street Rat (@CantStiffGriff) March 28, 2019
#15. And wash your damn sheets regularly or you’re disgusting
once my hs crush was out sick and the next day i was like are u ok and he told me, ya it just happens if i don't wash my sheets every three months or so. crush ended immediately
— bettina makalintal (@bettinamak) March 27, 2019
#16. How anyone goes through life not being told their star sign baffles me
He didn’t know his zodiac sign. Like come on now https://t.co/SiocCum3QZ
— 🍯V (@Vickaveli_) March 28, 2019
#17. Being rude is a major dealbreaker
One crush got really upset at our server for something completely out of the server’s control. Instant dealbreaker.
— ¯_(ツ)_/¯ (@stvngrdy) March 27, 2019
#18. Or lacking basic manners
Every guy who has ever eaten with his mouth open or talked with his mouth full. https://t.co/hfT9vU2qce
— Brad Stephenson 🎮🏳️🌈 (@Shuttlecock) March 28, 2019
#19. Or exhibiting selfish behaviour
he didn’t let people off the train before he got on https://t.co/XScAsNwoOo
— Mike T (@majtague) March 28, 2019
#20. Pls, don’t do finger guns at me, ever
she did finger guns at me https://t.co/3xXBAJxDly
— 👁 (@winwinkin) March 28, 2019
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However, some crushes last forever
joke’s on all of you! I never uncrush. I am in love with every single person I have ever thought about romantically for more than five seconds. In my head we’re all married. https://t.co/G9e1zlJ6xs
— billie eilish dm me 🌸 (@darolcanvers) March 28, 2019