Davina & Dean Become The Most Hated People In Australia W/ Their Nek Level Cheating
If we all thought Jonesy was peak villain on last season of Married at First Sight, turns out we didn’t know what was coming. Dean and Davina on tonight’s ep kicked their cheating ways into overdrive, simultaneously becoming the most hated people in Australia.
At tonight’s dinner party it didn’t take long for the two of them to sneak off, speaking about secret rendezvous at the elevators and gym. Things are getting serious between them and it’s just a trashy cesspit of deceit.
“Long story short, I want you and I want to see where this is going. I just need to know from you that the feelings are mutual.”
“Do you want to pursue this?” Davina asked. “I do,” answered Dean.
At this point the experts started freaking out that they were talking about arranging to have a legit relationship. That’s their jobs! The convo then got broken up by errr… Tracey. Not awkward at all. Seriously, these people are the worst.
It gets grosser from here, with some un-subtle massaging, before the two met at the couch for another one-on-one sesh. They mostly talked about their fave topic: how ‘howt’ Davina looks. True love, ya know.
“You and I like each other more than anyone else in that room likes each other,” Davina actually said, with zero hint of delusion.
“No offence to Tracey but her looks are not her best quality,” Dean replied, as every viewer around Australia threw a toaster at their television. Pig Man Dean then went back to Tracey’s table to convince her to stay with him. He is a Bad Person.
LOOK AT HIS STUPID DUMB IDIOT FACE.
“All I’ve been thinking about for the next week is the fun stuff we can do together,” Dean told Davina.
It sounds like they think they’re actually going to start dating…all while still being married to different people. That’s neato.
THIS IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING.
Australian viewers are LOSING THEIR SHIT over the betrayal:
Davina and Dean make me sick!!! Poor Tracey and Ryan ???? imagine being that self absorbed?! #MAFS
— Samma (@SammaJurd) February 14, 2018
Dean and Davina should have been removed from the experiment! It’s wrong on so many levels that this crap was allowed to play out. #MAFS
— Leah Ward (@lmw76) February 14, 2018
Dear Dean and Davina,
Regards
Australia #MAFSAU #mafs pic.twitter.com/f79VN3GSKn— Lady Lovely Lumps (@Chemu18Cheryl) February 14, 2018
"Why has Davina suddenly latched onto Tracey?" The supposed experts wonder, frowning, as if every person in Australia can't see what she's trying to do. #MAFS
— Amy (@amyrbkr) February 14, 2018
#Davina #Dean YOU MAKE ALL OF AUSTRALIA SICK! you're a ???? and a ???? ???????????? #MAFS #MAFSAU
— Cassie (@casibee88) February 14, 2018
Dean amd Davina make me feel sick to my stomach. A relationship needs trust and they are breaking it. They say they know what they deserve but truth is they deserve nothing. #MAFS
— Krystal McDonald (@Krystal_Mc85) February 14, 2018
#mafs someone PLEASE TELL TRACEY WHAT IS GOING ON!!! Shut the black widow spider (aka Davina) down… & Dean the weeny peeny down…!
— NatsTwitts (@NatsTwitts) February 14, 2018
Davina, you are a snake in the grass #MAFS ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
— Cathy Crawley (@cathy_crawley) February 14, 2018
Why do cheaters fucking play both sides???? Don't gaslight someone whilst you're cheating on them FUCK WHATS WRONG WITH YOU #mafs
— Aria (@arialame) February 14, 2018
Christ, Dean has gaslighting down to a fine art. What a piece of fucking shit. #mafs
— Clementine Ford (@clementine_ford) February 14, 2018
These two are awful awful people #mafs pic.twitter.com/7OYToxL2l7
— AndyNeths (@Andyneths) February 14, 2018
Davina and Dean thoroughly deserve each other. What terrible people. #MAFS
— Jules LeFevre (@jules_lefevre) February 14, 2018
Commenting about Tracey's looks? That's a new low even for you Dean #MAFS
— Alexandra Popovic (@VIPVirtualSols) February 14, 2018
Dean and Davina could wait till everything is over instead of making themselves look like idiots in front of the whole country ay #MAFS
— sez.zz. (@linstexd) February 14, 2018
Do you know who else feels sick?
Australia #MAFS
— Skank Gallagher (@kahlarsee) February 14, 2018