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Davina & Dean Become The Most Hated People In Australia W/ Their Nek Level Cheating

If we all thought Jonesy was peak villain on last season of Married at First Sight, turns out we didn’t know what was coming. Dean and Davina on tonight’s ep kicked their cheating ways into overdrive, simultaneously becoming the most hated people in Australia.

At tonight’s dinner party it didn’t take long for the two of them to sneak off, speaking about secret rendezvous at the elevators and gym. Things are getting serious between them and it’s just a trashy cesspit of deceit.

“Long story short, I want you and I want to see where this is going. I just need to know from you that the feelings are mutual.”

“Do you want to pursue this?” Davina asked. “I do,” answered Dean.

At this point the experts started freaking out that they were talking about arranging to have a legit relationship. That’s their jobs! The convo then got broken up by errr… Tracey. Not awkward at all. Seriously, these people are the worst.

It gets grosser from here, with some un-subtle massaging, before the two met at the couch for another one-on-one sesh. They mostly talked about their fave topic: how ‘howt’ Davina looks. True love, ya know.

“You and I like each other more than anyone else in that room likes each other,” Davina actually said, with zero hint of delusion.

“No offence to Tracey but her looks are not her best quality,” Dean replied, as every viewer around Australia threw a toaster at their television. Pig Man Dean then went back to Tracey’s table to convince her to stay with him. He is a Bad Person.

LOOK AT HIS STUPID DUMB IDIOT FACE.

“All I’ve been thinking about for the next week is the fun stuff we can do together,” Dean told Davina.

It sounds like they think they’re actually going to start dating…all while still being married to different people. That’s neato.

THIS IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING.

Australian viewers are LOSING THEIR SHIT over the betrayal:

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