Extremely Horny People Venting Their Sexual Frustrations On Twitter Is Our New Fave Meme
Most of us can relate to feeling sexually frustrated, and we’ve found the perfect joke to lol through the pain. Meet the ‘days without sex’ meme. The best meme since the ‘yeah sex is cool but’ Twitter trend.
For people currently suffering through a sex drought, the horizon can look rather dire. As the days between bang sessions tick away, the most innocent of tasks can take on a sexual nature.
Day 247 without sex: I just got bit by a horsefly and my first thought was “kinky”
— The Kid (@jkellyyy) July 15, 2018
Now Twitter users are venting their sexual frustrations and the results are hilarious. This meme is filthy AF. This meme is the best.
Here are the best of the bunch:
This person should never be allowed in a dog park…ever.
Day 678 without sex: someone said “who’s a good girl” at the dog park and I said “me daddy”
— baby jesus (@taylorblaisee) July 14, 2018
No pain, no gain.
Day 283 without sex: A mosquito sucked on my neck and I moaned a little bit
— Clif Mimosa (@ClifSosa) July 12, 2018
Day 98 without sex: i slammed on my brakes so my seatbelt could choke me
— 𝒟 (@Danielolivasss) July 3, 2018
Not a bad idea.
Day 329 without sex: I went to Starbucks just so I could hear somebody scream my name
— ryki (@ryankii) July 14, 2018
Day 389 without sex: I text myself last night at 2am asking if I was up
— Tanner Pfaff (@Tanner_Pfaff) July 8, 2018
Desperate times…
day 489 without sex: the demon i see in the corner of my room when i have sleep paralysis lookin kinda cute now ngl
— ѕαм ◡̈ (@sxmmie) July 7, 2018
Desperate measures…
Day 284 without sex: I've bought one of this chairs so I can feel whats is like to get my hair pulled again pic.twitter.com/vzGvjWmc8y
— vm (@vmariamelocoton) July 14, 2018
Slightly impractical.
Day 175 without sex: I only shaved one leg so when I lay in bed and my legs rub against each other, it feels like I’m laying next to a man.
— Violet Benson (@Daddyissues__) July 13, 2018
day 285 without sex: i just spit on my popsicle before putting it in my mouth
— brady (@BradyAllenRiley) July 15, 2018
day 479 without sex: i walked slowly out of the exit gate at lagoon so the metal bar would smack my ass
— łex . (@_lexiegarcia) July 13, 2018
Who is this stranger?!?
Day 175 without sex, I almost texted myself “wyd”
— Graciela (@gracielarodarte) July 13, 2018
Day 342 without sex: short stopped in traffic just to get rear-ended so i could remember what it felt like to get hit from behind
— Cardi D (@daay_nuh) July 15, 2018
Forgive me father.
day 436 without sex: my priest said i will be punished for my sins i said yes daddy thank you
— 🙁 (@gretafromspace) July 15, 2018
Day 165 without sex: Accidentally deepthroated my toothbrush
— Diana (@denadiana_) July 15, 2018
Okay, this is just wrong.
day 147 without sex: when my grandmother told me to shut up i bit my lip and said make me
— x (@victorbruz) July 15, 2018
Again, very wrong.
Day 482 without sex. my momma whopped my ass with a belt and i accidentally moaned. We’re currently not speaking
— Jerral dean (@betz2016) July 11, 2018
We’re all losing here.
day 582 without sex: i actually don’t even need sex because my anxiety’s fucking me harder than anyone ever could
— ѕαм ◡̈ (@sxmmie) July 13, 2018