A Definitive Ranking Of All The Choccies In A Box Of Cadbury Favourites
In Australia, nothing will monopolise an entire family gathering like a box of Cadbury Favourites circling the room.
Whether you simply pick the most desirable selection you see on top or plunge deep to uncover a treasure, in everyone’s mind there is a ranking system which radically differs from person to person.
The choices you make when picking a choccy in a box of Cadbury Favourites will define the rest of your life. You’re either destined for years of bad decisions (aka a Turkish Delight enjoyer) or an everyday hero headed for greatness (Crunchies FTW).
Taking everything into consideration, we have formulated our own ranking.
A Definitive Ranking Of All The Choccies In A Box Of Cadbury Favourites:
#10. Turkish Delight
Turkish Delights are the Ross Gellars of the chocolate world. Their existence on this earth is an abomination and I curse anyone who actually enjoys eating them, for they are truly terrible people and should be jailed immediately.
#9. Cherry Ripe
I like my fruit right where I can see it: in the bowl in the work kitchen, which I never touch. Cherry Ripes are total buzzkills. No one asked for this. No thank you.
#8. Dream
White chocolate is not chocolate. Dream is a waste of space. No offence but it’s true.
#7. Moro
We all know that Moro Bars are just shit Mars Bars. Don’t get it twisted, Cadbury. Stop trying so hard to be a Mars Bars, it’s embarrassing.
#6. Flake
Don’t get me wrong, Flakes are… fine. But everyone should know that Flakes are simply unfinished Twirls.
#5. Boost
I certainly wouldn’t kick these logs of caramel and nuts out of a party. Boosts are always welcome, even if they weren’t on the guest list.
#4. Dairy Milk
It would be rude for me not to acknowledge the glue that holds this crazy family together: the simple Dairy Milk choccy bar. The OG and one of the best.
#3. Picnic
Now we’re cooking! Picnics are one of my fave choccy bars ‘cos they combine everything good in this world: nuts, caramel, wafer. What’s not to love? Short answer: nothing.
#2. Crunchie
You just know you’ve hit the jackpot if you get more than three Crunchies in one box. They’re just the best. Honeycomb fixes all of life’s problems. Fact.
#1. Caramello
Caramel + Chocolate = the greatest food pairing of all time. No arguments.
