This Doggo’s Resume Will Make You Hire Him As A Qualified Good Boy
Ahead of celebrating National Dog Day tomorrow, Twitter user Megan Frantz tweeted a hilarious resume that her boyfriend created for their dog Mowgli, hoping to find a temporary foster family.
It’s a very thorough CV and in all seriousness, he looks like an excellent candidate.
my boyfriend (master of dog puns) helped my best friend put together a resume for her dog for her temporary foster family and it's so good ???? pic.twitter.com/TxVnEDmBPA
— Megan Frantz (@megsfrantz) August 24, 2017
Some of the pupper’s skillz include:
– Taught Venezuelan family intermediate borking, including complex phrases such as ‘bork’ and ‘BORK.’
– Demonstrated a complete dedication to snoozing. Left no soft surface without being slept on.
– Provided thought leadership on nuanced topics such as belly-rubs and nose boops. Increased belly-rubs by 30%.
He lists some of his weaknesses as: cats, wanting to hump small dogs and “loving you too much”. Aww!
I can say with 100 percent certainty that any company would be lucky to have such a good boy.
Mowgli, you’re hired.