Instagram Has Introduced A New Feature So Now You Can Ask Your M8s Really Stupid Shit

Instagram has introduced a new Emoji slider which means you can now get your mates opinions on… well, whatever you want, really.

Sure, you can ask them if your outfit looks good, or to rate what you should grab for lunch. But more importantly, you can really just put your friends to the test on a range of different topics. The danker, the better.

The world is your oyster. Do your friends even like oysters? Well with this new Emoji slider, you can find out.

Now, I’m not saying I’m an Instagram influencer yet, but I’m also not saying I’m not one. So I decided to test the new feature out for myself and get my followers opinion on a range of topics.

It’s investigative journalism at its finest.

1. Is Alf Stewart the ultimate daddy?

I mean, if anything this is a great way to figure out who you shouldn’t be following on Instagram anymore – if they scale wrong, they’re cut. I don’t make the rules, I just follow them accordingly.

2. Does Osher have the best hair known to mankind?

Obviously, yes. The results are coming in thick and fast. I’ve also lost two followers, but that’s fine. My followers don’t define me.

3.  It’s Friday, so should one indulge in a delightful glass of Fruity Lexia?

It’d be rude not to. I’m just answering that for myself because I think my friends are done with my shit at this stage.

Verdict: The slider is good. Go forth, have fun, and keep sliding those Emojis.