The Premiere Of ‘Married At First Sight’ Retold Via Its Funniest Tweets
Take a deep breathe. Hug your loved ones. Wave goodbye to your friends and social life. Married at First Sight is back and it already looks like it’s going to be incredibly good.
We kicked off with the lads and lasses meeting one another for their last night of singledom. There was a fair bit of boy talk, girl chat, and Elizabeth’s intense eyeballing.
It’s finally back on #MAFS pic.twitter.com/rN1UGMsWby
— Ange (@ange_s22) January 28, 2019
In unrelated news, I now need an exorcism.
Business manager Jules and ex-cricketer Cameron were matched and surprisingly…they actually seem like a great couple. I don’t quite know how the MAFS experts have pulled this one off.
On the flip-side, electrician Nic and makeup artist Cyrrell are probz a disaster waiting happen, with Cyrrell’s brother Ivan proving to be unwelcoming to the groom.
More importantly, MAFS live-tweeting is back and the premiere’s tweets were hilarious.
The premiere of MAFS retold in funny tweets:
The girls met each other and we learn Melissa and Ines are a bit much.
Accurate depiction of me watching this series #MAFS pic.twitter.com/q0ZXGwNesK
— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) January 28, 2019
Ines is making Davina look positively angelic… #MAFS
— Kiera (@UnderYourPorch) January 28, 2019
7 minutes in and the sad theme music has started. The producers aren't fucking around this season #MAFS
— Alana Calvert (@AlanaCalvert) January 28, 2019
Over with the grooms, they bonded over making fun of Matthew’s virginity. It was not a great time.
So much diversity it will only take me a whole six weeks to tell all the guys apart #mafs
— Amy 🐨 (@amy4435) January 28, 2019
Oh man, I just want to cuddle the shit out of Matt 😭 #MAFS
— Kayla Joiner (@_kayjoi) January 28, 2019
LEAVE MATT ALONE #MAFS pic.twitter.com/n84EwuZHXv
— Aliza (@AlizanotEliza) January 28, 2019
Despite the “experts” showing up, no one’s really believing this science stuff.
#MAFS "Science"…… pic.twitter.com/vSEg1JGegh
— Gidgit VonLaRue (@GidgitVonLaRue) January 28, 2019
#MAFS experts: “We worked really hard to find these perfect matches”
Me: pic.twitter.com/zgdIpz2ECn
— Tina Burke (@teeburke_) January 28, 2019
IT'S SCIENCE, I'M IN A LAB COAT #MAFS pic.twitter.com/2DMpDFHTh9
— Leon Calvert (@LCalvert44) January 28, 2019
We meet Jules and Cameron, who seem lovely, and everyone is already shipping her and the slightly shorter groom.
Jules: "I want a tall guy, and I hate cricket."
Experts' notes:
– Jules wants a guy.
– something about cricket.#MAFS— Drew Morphettville (@Goldenjocks) January 28, 2019
guys Cam and Bryce Dallas Howard are very cute together you have to agree #MAFS
— Jay K. Cagatay (@jayktweets) January 28, 2019
Even Grindr can filter by height… #MAFS
— Nathan Brown (@nathanbrown90) January 28, 2019
She quoted Sex and the City #MAFS pic.twitter.com/C2O4sSLX4P
— Kiera (@UnderYourPorch) January 28, 2019
Nic and Cyrrell were matched, and we met Cyrrell’s very angry brother Ivan.
I know if my brother refused to turn up to my pretend wedding to a complete stranger I would also be horrified at his lack of support #MAFS
— Colonel Kickhead (@colonelkickhead) January 28, 2019
Ok two things:
1. How can it be even at all a surprise if there are cameras in the room
2. WHAT IS THAT TOP ITS BURNING MY EYES#MAFS pic.twitter.com/nXPyBCkq2s— Yvonne 王祎 (@yvonne_w93) January 28, 2019
Can you object in your own wedding? #mafs
— Bo Phillips (@bophillips01) January 28, 2019
After Nic and Cyrrell’s wedding, Ivan majorly put his foot in it when he mocked the groom for being sick.
#MAFS Ivan right now pic.twitter.com/4nZkWvmwAm
— Alisha (@alishagesh) January 28, 2019
Ivan shutting up now. #MAFS pic.twitter.com/nfhbZPco4N
— Amanda✨ (@akagillies) January 28, 2019
This season already looks like a hot mess. Bring on the mayhem.
Science and psychology my arse! This is just about ratings #MAFS pic.twitter.com/5gS4oVqCUZ
— JMG (@Juancho72) January 28, 2019