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Tonight’s ‘Bachelor In Paradise’ Ep Retold In 15 Funny AF Tweets

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The drama factor is heating up on Bachelor In Paradise, as tonight’s ep was stuffed to the brim with action.

Kiera and Jarrod went on their first proper date, which involved playing football with children and then talking about making some children of their own. As we know too well, Jarrod moves faaaaast, buuuut they do make a cute couple.

Speaking of fast, new girls Sasha (aka rose-eater) and Rachael arrived, and Rach was in there like swimwear, flirting it up with Apollo and American Jared, which did not go unnoticed by their island matches Simone and Leah.

As Megan was whisked away from the resort, our boi Thomas returned to the island and the two had a cute date involving a whole lotta ocean face-pashing. However, this is going to get awkies AF once Jake finds out. But bringz on the dramarrr, we say.

Here’s ep 11 of Bachelor In Paradise summarised in 15 hilarious tweets:

1. Keira and Jarrod went on their..err first date, and it was actually cute.

2. But of course Jarrod brought up having babies.

3. Keira tried to pump the breaks a bit.

4. Jarrod was not being sun smart.

5. We are legitimately concerned.

6. American Jared made a few enemies.

7. Here’s a handy lesson in elocution.

8. Simone is getting jelly over Rachael’s intentions with Apollo.

9. The woman is all kinds of angry.

10. Leah is totally using American Jared, who is an actual saint.

11. American Jared is too pure for this show.

12. P.S THIS is actual science.

13. Hot Thomas returned to paradise.

14. Thomas does look like a lot of fuckboi exes we’ve dated before.

15. Tbh, the group of guys still mostly looks the same.