Bachelor In Paradise

Tonight’s Ep Of ‘Bachelor In Paradise’ Summarised In 10 Hilarious Tweets

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We’re only two eps into Bachelor In Paradise and already the only two guys that have provided any interesting storylines – Davey and Brett – have been sent packing.

But who cares, ‘cos at least Laurina has arrived and for some reason has been drawn to series douchebag Blake. We have a good feeling she’s going to eat him alive and we’ll bring the potato salad.

Florence finally chose which mediocre dude she’ll stick with until someone better comes along, and Sophie Monk’s reject Sam arrived to the delight…of no one.

Most of the d-r-a-m-a surrounded Tara, Brett and his whole ‘I definitely don’t have a girlfriend! Oh, wait. I do!’ routine and here’s how it all went down on Twitter.

Bachelor In Paradise Tara Cry

Here’s ep 2 of Bachelor In Paradise summarised in 10 hilarious tweets:

1. Micheal’s tiny singlet top is a crime against humanity


2. Sam arrived…oh, good


3. Soo many forgettable men


4. It’s mostly just a bunch of sunburnt Aussies getting pissed around a pool


5. Laurina arrived with a list of requirements


6. Then she took Blake on a date and it was a perfect match


7. Brett is lying and Tara is crying


8. Brett reckons that because he and his GF aren’t Facebook official, it doesn’t count


9. Where’s the bachy faves we were promised, tho?


10. Paradise is waiting, Jarrod. Soo. Many. Plants.