Tonight’s Ep Of ‘Bachelor In Paradise’ Summarised In 10 Hilarious Tweets
We’re only two eps into Bachelor In Paradise and already the only two guys that have provided any interesting storylines – Davey and Brett – have been sent packing.
But who cares, ‘cos at least Laurina has arrived and for some reason has been drawn to series douchebag Blake. We have a good feeling she’s going to eat him alive and we’ll bring the potato salad.
Florence finally chose which mediocre dude she’ll stick with until someone better comes along, and Sophie Monk’s reject Sam arrived to the delight…of no one.
Most of the d-r-a-m-a surrounded Tara, Brett and his whole ‘I definitely don’t have a girlfriend! Oh, wait. I do!’ routine and here’s how it all went down on Twitter.
Here’s ep 2 of Bachelor In Paradise summarised in 10 hilarious tweets:
1. Micheal’s tiny singlet top is a crime against humanity
When does a singlet get so skinny it stops being a singlet? Asking for a friend… #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Osher Günsberg (@oshergunsberg) March 26, 2018
2. Sam arrived…oh, good
Points to the producers for sending the man with the worst hair in Bachelor history to a humid environment #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/G2a3LN2Vwv
— Hayley (@thisishayley) March 26, 2018
3. Soo many forgettable men
I cannot tell the men apart. It’s like a set of Russian dolls where each one is more douche bro than the next. #BachelorInParadiseAU
— susie jones (@susiesusiejones) March 25, 2018
4. It’s mostly just a bunch of sunburnt Aussies getting pissed around a pool
New 3-year plan is to get on the next season of #BachelorInParadiseAU because the only thing I love more than drama is day drinking pic.twitter.com/xF2D0Ta0Ik
— mat whitehead (@matwhi) March 26, 2018
5. Laurina arrived with a list of requirements
Laurina: he needs to be loving, and adoring, playful, adventurous, spontaneous, a man of god etc.
me: he just needs to be breathing #BachelorInParadiseAU— Ashlee (@_itsashleeee_) March 26, 2018
6. Then she took Blake on a date and it was a perfect match
They’re a match made in Bachy heaven #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/v1WY55Ewzl
— Aliza (@AlizanotEliza) March 26, 2018
7. Brett is lying and Tara is crying
Tara crying ‘I don’t like this’ is pretty much all of twitter right now #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Tree Fiddy Kay (@kholly265) March 26, 2018
8. Brett reckons that because he and his GF aren’t Facebook official, it doesn’t count
Wait my parents arent facebook official, is the last 32 years of their marriage a LIE?!?! #BachelorInParadiseAU
— georgia leaker (@georgetweets2u) March 26, 2018
9. Where’s the bachy faves we were promised, tho?
Dear Producers, I’d like to report a missing person #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/XSgh19aOYM
— Kiera (@UnderYourPorch) March 26, 2018
10. Paradise is waiting, Jarrod. Soo. Many. Plants.
My official debut in Bachelor In Paradise. Come find me #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/Aa2Jt99Ofh
— Jarrod’s Plant (@jarrodsplant) March 25, 2018