The Most Hilarious Tweets From Tonight’s ‘MAFS’
We’re back again for our second helping of Married at First Sight weddings but this time around there wasn’t a threatening brother trying to intimidate the groom. Oh wait, there totally was. This show. Lol.
Sticking to their formula, we met Instagram celeb Jessika and country bloke Mick and yes they were sending serious Davina/Ryan 2.0 vibes. Let’s pray they bring even half as much drama. Tbh, they seem really sweet together and genuinely like one another. Weird.
The same can’t be said for Melissa and Dino, with the experts massively stitching Melissa up, pairing her with the super spiritual Dino. The lass hasn’t even heard of the term ‘Namaste’ (seriously, has she never watched a yoga tutorial or bought coffee from a hipster?).
All signs say that we’re in for a lot of drama with these two new matches and Twitter was there to throw shade into the trash fire.
Tonight’s MAFS retold in funny tweets:
City chick Jessika and country boy Mick seem like a sweet and wholesome match.
*has no idea what’s going on*
“I think she said something about wanting a man, I think…I’m not quite sure actually” #MAFS pic.twitter.com/spiNCgRVc1— Sarah (@_SarahKAnderson) January 29, 2019
I’m not telling you how to executive produce a show I’m just saying that I wouldn’t hate a spin-off series about these farm dogs. #MAFS pic.twitter.com/L9MM1JxQq9
— Tina Burke (@teeburke_) January 29, 2019
What, like national television is hard? #MAFS pic.twitter.com/9ocXODbruk
— Áine Ryan (@AineFRyan) January 29, 2019
This is what happens when they cancel Farmer Wants A Wife. #MAFS
— The artist formerly known as (@Pocket_Osher) January 29, 2019
Melissa ran late for her own wedding, lost her wedding dress and was a general hot mess.
If only there was someone whose job it was to make sure Melissa gets up and gets to the wedding on time….like, I don't know….the producers, the production assistants, the sound guy, the camera man…..#MAFS
— Colonel Kickhead (@colonelkickhead) January 29, 2019
Who folds up and packs their wedding dress in their suitcase? #MAFS pic.twitter.com/YH8uiahiQ2
— Janine (@Janine_Wilson) January 29, 2019
Dino oblivious to the situation he’s about to walk into right now #MAFS pic.twitter.com/dE8g1a99Zk
— Armchair Mare (@ArmchairMare) January 29, 2019
After meeting at the altar, Melissa was not feeling Dino’s spiritual side.
I’m no expert but I reckon the chance of Dino & Melissa working out is zilch #MAFS
— ??House Of Hunty ?? (@ThornburyQueer) January 29, 2019
Experts: We can really see this working out #MAFS pic.twitter.com/KFZER9qAMB
— Sarah (@_SarahKAnderson) January 29, 2019
Dino: I had a dream once about a man at a himilayan mountain with a snake around his neck…
Melissa: pic.twitter.com/DJfdXsQj9Y
— Janine (@Janine_Wilson) January 29, 2019
Tbh, Dino’s speech sounded familiar.
Did Dino just steal Joeys speech from Friends ?? #MAFS pic.twitter.com/3R26KtIb1f
— Kristy (@kristwhy) January 29, 2019
Deano: "And through this having and giving and sharing and receiving, we too can share and love and have and receive…" #MAFS
— shalini akhil (@shaliniakhil) January 29, 2019
When your valet driver pops the big question #MAFS pic.twitter.com/I1YCIQfPft
— Brendan Kelso (@BrendanKelso) January 29, 2019
Watching three ‘love experts’ pair Dino and Mel #MAFS pic.twitter.com/RnCi3rCxkJ
— Tina Burke (@teeburke_) January 29, 2019
We are in for one hell of a season.
I love Australian culture ❤️ #MAFS pic.twitter.com/wZcZEZDIed
— Amelia Barnes (@ameliabarnes) January 29, 2019