Last Night’s Hectic ‘Family Meals’ Episode Retold Through Its Funniest Tweets
We are at the pointy end of this year’s Married at First Sight and tonight’s ep brought all the couple’s fams together for D.R.A.M.A.
Following on from last night’s tense commitment ceremony, Gabrielle and Nasser continued their marriage despite Nasser electing to exit. He then proceeded to start beef with Gabby’s twin sister. Luckily, like her sibling, she is a total boss too and gave him a proper undoing.
Sarah and Telv are at war over Snapchat, Dean’s friend spilt the tea on his sleazy ways, and Patrick’s mum scared the shit outta Charlene. All that being said, the most uncomfortable part of the eve was when Carly and Justin endured an intimacy session, which left us all feeling unclean. Twitter made it all the more hilarious.
Here’s how the episode went down via its funniest tweets:
Nasser butted heads with Gabby’s twin sister, before bringing back the ol’ ‘house was possessed’ defence. Classic.
Evil twin is back…#MAFS pic.twitter.com/23dIOEuyCu
— Chele Louise (@CheleLouise) March 5, 2018
I've had gynaecological exams less uncomfortable than this dinner. #mafs
— Ira Snave (@IraSnave) March 5, 2018
Nassar loves Nassar.
The END! #mafs— Erna Glassford (@SimplyCheecky) March 5, 2018
All of Australia wants you to run for the hills Gab!!! #RUN #MAFS pic.twitter.com/Lm2RhPgnst
— rebekahclaire__ (@RebekahClaire__) March 5, 2018
#MAFS Cue Nassers shit ghost haunted broken bed story in 5…4…3…
— Gidgit VonLaRue (@GidgitVonLaRue) March 5, 2018
"Look, for the last time, I BAILED ON THE HOME STAY 'CAUSE I SENSED THE UNHOLY PRESENCE OF A GHOST!" Nasser shouted.#mafs
— Fiona Cootz (@ficootz) March 5, 2018
Carly and Justin had a counselling sesh to learn how to do sex better. It was the definition of awkward.
Sex counselling on national television. Not awkward at all! #MAFS
— Frank's Mum (@missesnash) March 5, 2018
Trish: Get on the bed. #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/jc5gwzieQ1
— Clare + Jessie Stephens (@Thinkspo1) March 5, 2018
Finally the professionals are here. #MAFS pic.twitter.com/QSzaYRNYHb
— PUNKEE (@itspunkee) March 5, 2018
What’s Justin’s idea of a sexy text? “Hey Baby, do you like soft serve?” #MAFS #MarriedAtFirstSight
— Steph B (@TheSBatman) March 5, 2018
Carly and Justin's "therapy" was legit this #MAFS #MAFSAU #MarriedAtFirstSight #KathAndKim pic.twitter.com/lTdc0k1A5O
— Stewart Mason (@karmicstewii) March 5, 2018
At the fam dinner, we found out Troy doesn’t know his parents at all.
1. When you are celiac and get invited to a dinner party you mention you're celiac. 2. When your mother is coming to dinner and she's celiac, you mention she's celiac. ???? #MAFS
— Amy (@amyrbkr) March 5, 2018
Did u forget something Troy? #mafs pic.twitter.com/9N12Zfiuvi
— Maria Cal (@RiaCal) March 5, 2018
Troys parents #MAFS pic.twitter.com/FYaRVvyC8v
— MellyMiu (@MelyK83) March 5, 2018
Enjoy that sink salad darl #MAFS
— Amanda Andrews (@AAndrews2205) March 5, 2018
The only cooking/food show I’d ever watch is if Troy was hosting & cooking. #MAFS
— Ryan Oliver (@Superman6927) March 5, 2018
Patrick’s mum was a bit of a downer, interrogating Charlene and encouraging her to leave the experiment.
Ruby Returns For The Kill #mafs pic.twitter.com/UXvZncyHH2
— Alexandra Popovic (@VIPVirtualSols) March 5, 2018
Charlene: I don't want to manage anyone in the relationship
Ruby: that's why your relationship is not working
Charlene: *shocked*
Ruby: I'm surprised your even still here #MAFS pic.twitter.com/mt0KL89pjn
— Tara Foley (@TarajFoley) March 5, 2018
Pat and Charlene will be married with three kids and Ruby will still be saying that they're not right for each other ???????? #MAFS
— cecelia muir (@ceceliamuir) March 5, 2018
Ruby is acting like Patrick is thirteen years old. CUT THE UMBILICAL CORD. #mafs
— Adelaide (@radelaidie) March 5, 2018
Sarah and Telv fought about Snapchat and even though it was petty AF, it cut us all deep.
I can’t breathe Sarah and Telv are divorcing over Snapchat ???????????????? #9Married #MAFS #MAFSAU
— cuntesquire (@ThickYeezy) March 5, 2018
Telv and Sarah’s dinner party was so much fun #MAFS pic.twitter.com/KcJ1eyb5ou
— leilamckinnon (@leilamckinnon) March 5, 2018
Please don’t fight Sarah and Telv #mafs pic.twitter.com/3IMzwpnYnH
— samantha (@samantha__joy) March 5, 2018
Sarah! He can’t go to the gym or look at his phone because he entered the experiment?! #MAFS pic.twitter.com/ZKo693UH70
— Fiona Livingstone (@Flivings18) March 5, 2018
Sarah and Telve are literally every couple. Woman gets mad. Man has no idea why. Man literally thinks he’s done nothing wrong. Woman is obviously right and man should never question that. #MAFS pic.twitter.com/mklP0QMno1
— Stacie Hickey (@hickey_stacie) March 5, 2018