BRUTAL: MAFS’ Epic Dinner Party Retold Through Its Funniest Tweets
Hoeeeee boy, tonight’s ep of Married at First Sight was actually THE BEST. It was so damn good, I’ve still got whiplash from the savage burns Charlene hurled across the dinner table.
We knew we were in for a treat when the ep kicked off with Patrick telling Charlene exactly what went down at last night’s boys night. On the flip-side Dean shrugged off the ‘boy banter’ to Tracey, who was left completely in the dark ahead of the dinner.
As the couples merged, Charlene quickly brought up the wife-swapping convo with the fellas. In response Dean and (for some reason) Troy were quick to deny everything. This didn’t go over so well with Charlene. Lol.
Carly finally exploded at Justin, who was acting like a total knobhead. She let him have it and all in all it was a savage night from all the women, showing these menz not to mess with ’em. It was a absolutely killer ep, so of course the Twitter banter was on fleek.
Here’s tonight’s epic dinner party ep retold through its funniest tweets:
Dean tells Tracey that the boys night was nothing spesh aka lied his face off, while Charlene got ready to unleash on the fellas.
The women on #MAFS: I hope he didn’t say anything disrespectful about me. The men: pic.twitter.com/xqxO8tfwJi
— Clare Southerton (@ClareSoutherton) March 7, 2018
I’m so glad we’re all back to hating Dean
Those times he was almost coming across as a decent human were making me uncomfortable#MAFS
— Tassie Codriver (@tassie_codriver) March 7, 2018
Someone should really explain to Dean what a tv camera looks like and how it works #MAFS
— The Spasm of a Lunatic???? (@ericpink) March 7, 2018
Charlene: I’m going to say something.
Australia: #MAFS pic.twitter.com/z38UQ1X1Bv
— Jules LeFevre (@jules_lefevre) March 7, 2018
Guess what’s for Dinner tonight on @MarriedAU ….Dean ???????? #MAFS pic.twitter.com/L1d1zpUmyj
— Scott and Nadia (@ScottAndNadia) March 7, 2018
Charlene and Patrick arrive at the cocktail party and we are HERE for the dinner takedown.
Enter queen Charlene coming to the dinner party to fuck shit up like the boss lady she is #MAFS pic.twitter.com/WLsIuQKiXa
— Stacie Hickey (@hickey_stacie) March 7, 2018
Charlene greets all the girls…..#MAFS #MAFSAU #9Married pic.twitter.com/vvOFXvcroE
— Mel Bentley (@BentleyMel) March 7, 2018
Charlene told Troy to “pipe down Chachi!” and we were forever grateful.
“PIPE DOWN, CHACHI”
Fucking dead ????????????#MAFS— Jess. (@CaptainJessFace) March 7, 2018
Queen Charlene #MAFS pic.twitter.com/6eWLnehKuM
— Hayley (@thisishayley) March 7, 2018
Everyone needs to use 'pipe down Chachi' irl at least once this week in honour of Queen Charlene #MAFS
— Pipe down, Chachi (@kahlarsee) March 7, 2018
Dean reckons Charlene is actually sexist and that he’s a feminist. We all obviously loled until the end of time.
So Dean because Charlene said the actual truth about what really happened at boys night and you were found out she’s sexist against men? #MAFS pic.twitter.com/DW68ddijmI
— Dylan McDylanFace (@DylanMatthews91) March 7, 2018
'I've been a feminist my whole life – especially when I said I wanted a woman to obey me. Especially then.' – Dean #mafs #mafsau
— Clare + Jessie Stephens (@Thinkspo1) March 7, 2018
If Deans a feminist, I’m kim Kardashian #MAFS pic.twitter.com/l4rxG4PAIZ
— ???????????? (@mfknt) March 7, 2018
"I've been a feminist my whole life."
Arguably the funniest thing I've heard on TV in ages. #mafs— Scott Ellis (@blahblahellis) March 7, 2018
That noise you just heard was every fucking woman in Australia collectively screaming in disgust at gross old Dean ‘I’ve been a feminist my whole life’ #MAFS @MarriedAU pic.twitter.com/I3ayPyaqNy
— ashslay (@ashsparkle) March 7, 2018
Carly finally goes in on Justin but he’s not too bothered to fight for their relationship. Can they be over already…?
Carly to Justin: You're not even making an effort.
Ummm… try again sweety #MAFS pic.twitter.com/KDa5UMOb3u
— AlanaPalin (@amizzi13) March 7, 2018
Carly: fight for me Justin!
Justin: naa, I'm good.
#MAFS— sachbrush (@sachbrush) March 7, 2018
Troy when he sees Carly upset about her marriage failing #mafs pic.twitter.com/pwjaXhK1AX
— caitus the tomato (@booitscaitlin) March 7, 2018
The moral of the story? CHARLENE IS MAFS’ LORD & SAVIOUR.
Charlene is now the patron saint of Australia, everyone cool with that? #MAFS
— Jules LeFevre (@jules_lefevre) March 7, 2018
#MAFS Can we replace the "experts" with Charlene please. pic.twitter.com/F6dKAht84n
— Gidgit VonLaRue (@GidgitVonLaRue) March 7, 2018
Charlene, our #MAFS Wonder Woman, speaking on behalf of all women. ???? pic.twitter.com/2qX3iY8ilD
— Married At First Sight (@MarriedAU) March 7, 2018
All of Australia
We love you Charlene. #MAFS pic.twitter.com/WWlra6fN4x
— Cathy Crawley (@cathy_crawley) March 7, 2018
#MAFS is actually a great way for Australian women to find out who we need to all collectively agree not to date.
— Hollie Jade (@holliewouldnot) March 7, 2018