Tonight’s MAFS Disaster Date Ep Retold Through Its Funniest Tweets
Let’s be honest, tonight’s ep of Married at First Sight was a dullapalooza.
The episode comprised of the remaining couples going about their final dates with each other with the blokes organising a surprise romantic date for their wives.
Dean and Tracey headed out to sea, as they plunged back into the ol’ ‘you had an affair’ convo and Deano continued to suffer short-term amnesia. In the end, they made up, upon agreeing that women shouldn’t work and their place is at home. This show, you guys. This bloody show.
Much more fun was had between Troy and Ashley, as Troy read Ashley a poem (prob some kind of love spell) and she completely transformed into a different person – a person that doesn’t immediately recoil at the mere sight of Troy. It was actually super impressive. Well played.
While the action was low, Twitter was there to liven it all up.
Tonight’s ep of MAFS retold through its funniest tweets:
The couples watched their wedding videos, in a shameless attempt to fill the ep with some emotionally-fuelled drama.
Ash: It was my fairytale wedding
Troy: we could do it again you know*crickets*#MAFS
— Nez (@fraggle73) March 13, 2018
A normal reaction when watching your wedding video #MAFS pic.twitter.com/t4cfFXPw1V
— Tom Ford (@TomFord83) March 13, 2018
Troy: “I’m going to break her down” It is supposed to be romance not cult aversion therapy #MAFS
— Mel (@melb_mel) March 13, 2018
Troy's slowly picks up the remote and fast foward's through his and Ashley's wedding ceremony just so he can find a shot of Ashley's mum… #mafs pic.twitter.com/a2TC69y25P
— Bianca Bae (✿◠‿◠) ???? (@BiancaNeveXO) March 13, 2018
However, the producers missed a perf chance to screen the boys night to Tracey.
I hope that the boys night is on that CD ???????????????? #mafs
— Umami (@requiteddreamer) March 13, 2018
Instead of the wedding video, it should have been the boys night video #MAFS
— Lisa Potts (@leaseM_87) March 13, 2018
Dean tried to impress Tracey by taking her on an old shitty boat. Thankfully he didn’t rap.
"I've planned an amazing date for Tracey, a private show by MC Visionz" #MAFS
— Ashleigh (@ashashake) March 13, 2018
Time for a rap? #mafs pic.twitter.com/u1Psl5smZS
— Kate ‘give Aus a Cashless LNP’ Murray (@kateemma22) March 13, 2018
#MAFS Tracey when she realises her good place is actually the Bad Place. pic.twitter.com/fJQc3c2jIP
— Carrie Hutchinson (@OzCopyGirl) March 13, 2018
But then Tracey reminded him that he cheated and he freaked out.
Tracey: How are you surprised after what you did with Davina?
Dean: Well…I didn't really cheat
Me: #mafs pic.twitter.com/Nyt46SVuHi— Aisha (@geekxxchic) March 13, 2018
Deans explaining himself for the 300th time.
— joker (@ssquad11) March 13, 2018
Dean’s reactions are getting a bit over the top #MAFS @MarriedAU pic.twitter.com/ZJ3LKVYxN6
— Veronica (@ronniebecray) March 13, 2018
I haven’t cheated on you for weeks! #mafs
— Dee Madigan (@deemadigan) March 13, 2018
John and Melissa finally had a talk about the serious stuff. (It was boring AF)
All of Australia right now: ‘Don’t fuck it it up John!’ #mafs
— Simon Gray (@Grousetilidie) March 13, 2018
John with his rental car choice. ???? #MAFS pic.twitter.com/Av6PHuCxxw
— Brad ???????? (@bradfogarty95) March 13, 2018
"I've been hurt in the past" we know Mel, it's a casting requirement #MAFS
— Ashleigh (@ashashake) March 13, 2018
On Troy and Ashley’s beach date, he read her a crappy poem and now SHE’S IN LOVE.
Troy’s poem
Roses are red
Violets are blue
If you won’t have me
Carly will do— Two Fiddy Kay (@kholly265) March 13, 2018
She’s got to be drunk to think this is good #MAFS
— maamy (@maamyau) March 13, 2018
How drunk is Ashley tho#mafs
— Ms Gonzo (@nobodysmuppet) March 13, 2018
On the bright side, his poem is better than Dean's rapping. #MAFS
— Matt (@Mattleo821) March 13, 2018
#mafs DONT LET DEAN HEAR THIS OR HE WILL TRY RAP IT pic.twitter.com/jKIWovnKe6
— May ???? (@moomoogar) March 13, 2018
Troy’s poem is still better than Vizionz #mafs
— Matt Carr (@MattCarrNH) March 13, 2018
Tbh, we’re surprised this didn’t actually happen.
TROY: I have something to give you..
*Troy reaches into his pocket and pulls out a signed photo of himself*#MAFS
— Jay K. Cagatay (@jayktweets) March 13, 2018