Tonight’s Final ‘MAFS’ Dinner Party Ep Retold Through Its Funniest Tweets
Tonight’s Married at First Sight dinner party may have lacked the one ingredient we all crave (Charlene screaming insults across the table at Dean) but it did give us an ‘honesty box’ which unlocked some tasty drama.
We are down to five couples and as they came together for the final dinner party, the experts decided to liven it up with a box of probing questions they were all forced to answer.
All the couples seemed to have different kinds of breakdowns and who knows who will stay together on Sunday NIGHT’S vowel renewal. But what we did learn is that John REALLY doesn’t want to leave Altona and Sarah REALLY doesn’t want Telv to leave her sight EVER.
The ep ended with everyone making up, and tbh it all appears to be the calm before the storm, as next weeks eps look INSANELY EPIC and Twitter is froffing.
Check out next week’s hype inducing teaser + all tonight’s best tweets below (including the reactions to the juicy teaser):
Nothing can prepare you for the GREATEST Grand Finale week of all time… This. Is. Dynamite. #MAFS pic.twitter.com/hOnRuP8P4F
— Married At First Sight (@MarriedAU) March 14, 2018
Here’s tonight’s final MAFS dinner party retold through its funniest tweets:
The ep kicked off with the gang getting together around a set of honesty boxes.
#MAFS Honesty box BAH – bring out the lie detector machine!
— Gidgit VonLaRue (@GidgitVonLaRue) March 14, 2018
Forget the honesty box…show the honesty DVD…ie the footage of dean and Davina and the boys night
#MAFS— Two Fiddy Kay (@kholly265) March 14, 2018
One of the greatest scientific minds we’ve ever known left this Earth today, and I’m sitting here watching mind numbing trash TV. Seems about right. #MAFS
— Jess. (@CaptainJessFace) March 14, 2018
John doesn’t want to drive an hour to visit Melissa so they’re prob over. Which is fine.
John and Melissa like ‘we gonna be separated’. You live 90 minutes apart! Try living in Sydney. Drive for 90 minutes and you’re only one suburb over! #mafs
— Kate ‘give Aus a Cashless LNP’ Murray (@kateemma22) March 14, 2018
Yes the pressure of driving 1.4 hours to see each other, so much pressure.. Honestly my partner drives further to work everyday #MAFS pic.twitter.com/aUt6KTvV9a
— Kayla Landman (@KaylaL17) March 14, 2018
On next season of #MAFS, John is back and is now looking for a lady who doesn’t want a Polynesian man and also lives or wants to live in Altona
— Steph B (@TheSBatman) March 14, 2018
Mate. You live in Altona. How the fuck do you not want to live on the Peninsula? #MAFS pic.twitter.com/Z3hpgaDqF5
— Observant Monkey (@ObservantMonkey) March 14, 2018
Sarah and Telv fought because Telv said he won’t immediately move to Melbourne and into Sarah’s house the second the series ends.
#MAFS I don't know anyone who can uproot, change towns/states, with kids, find a place, a job and removalists in 2 weeks.
— Mal A Droit (@Gaz_70) March 14, 2018
Sarah: "would you move to Melbourne for me, and if so, when?"
Telv: "I've already got a job and am in the process"
Sarah: "not good enough!" #MAFS— Emma Bamford (@emma_bamford) March 14, 2018
Troy had to cop some curly questions from Ashley.
HATS ARE OFF. BETS ARE OFF. TEAM TRASHLEY BOUT TO GET REAL. #mafs pic.twitter.com/t1mZVtosmz
— Isabella Batkovic (@BellaBatkovic) March 14, 2018
You ask Troy a yes or no question and he talks for an hour and thirty minutes. #MAFS
— Adelaide (@radelaidie) March 14, 2018
Troy: [Appears on screen]@Channel9 : “WACKEY MUSIC TIME” #MAFS
— SpaceCorgi????✨ (@SYSC94) March 14, 2018
Ashley: I won’t tell you how I feel
Also Ashley: tell me you love me#mafs— Hero (@hierohero1) March 14, 2018
Troy trying to find a way not to offend Ash #MAFS pic.twitter.com/ckCiHQRiy4
— Simon Meehan (@MeehanSimon) March 14, 2018
Tracey told Dean she only stayed with him out of spite and we all applauded her.
Omg she stayed out of spite holy shit #MAFS pic.twitter.com/OJUSWd0WTd
— Kiki ???? (@kiramanning16) March 14, 2018
"I stayed out of spite"
Dean:#MAFS pic.twitter.com/gCO0BAasHb
— Moody Greg (@moody_134) March 14, 2018
Nothing says ✨love✨ like staying with someone out of spite. #MAFS #MAFSAU
— Kat Tonkin (Stewart) (@BonsaiPanda) March 14, 2018
OUT OF SPITE. Game Set Match, Tracey #MAFS pic.twitter.com/s8VUfkLOQH
— Michelle Sharrock (@ShelbySharrock) March 14, 2018
Wow. Isn't spite and betrayal a beatuiful way to start a realthionship. #ffs #MAFS
— Ngaere rhymes with Diary (@Ngaere) March 14, 2018
Even Dean wouldnt put up with his own shit, men ain't shit #MAFS pic.twitter.com/XxvgH3U4CH
— Jackleen (@JayjayChook) March 14, 2018
Tbh, we’re ready to forget this week ‘cos next week’s finale drama looks SO FUCKING SICK!
HOLY
SHIT
THEY
SHOW
THE
TAPE#MAFS
— Pipe down, Chachi (@kahlarsee) March 14, 2018
Ok this boring wk of #MAFS is gonna be worth next week cos they are gonna finally PLAY BACK THE TAPE!!!! pic.twitter.com/sFkPo5t1Kh
— MellyMiu (@MelyK83) March 14, 2018
I am frothing over this promo. FROTHING. #MAFS #MAFSAU
— Kat Tonkin (Stewart) (@BonsaiPanda) March 14, 2018
Finally…we are going to get some TV on this show to 'OMFG!' about. This is goin' to be epic…n then some #MAFS pic.twitter.com/f0zAmshkeS
— JD (@JDSloane) March 14, 2018
I’ve officially changed all evening plans next week, because I’ve been promised the best 4 nights of TV I will ever see #MAFS
— Ben Shute (@Ben_Shute) March 14, 2018