LOL: Ep 3 Of ‘Married At First Sight’ Retold Through Its Funniest Tweets
The latest ep of Married at First Sight did not disappoint. Tonight’s offering paired an ‘Instagram celebrity’ (which we say rather loosely) with a tradie who has a penchant for women with big teeth. What a match! It was written in the stars.
Dental fetishism aside, Ryan and Davina didn’t make a very good couple, with the social media model not exactly keen on the tradie. Plus her bestie bridal party were petty AF and it hurt to watch.
Luckily Patrick and Charlene were paired up and made an adorbs twosome. The only prob was Patty’s pesky mum, who seems set on breaking up the TV marriage… which no complaints as it will give us A+ viewing.
But who cares, cos Patty and Char had a full on pash (first of the season, yay!) and it made us all feel uncomfortable in best way. We suspect Patrick’s mumbo will come around, and until then Twitter was there to make us all lol our faces off.
Here’s what went down on episode 3 of Married at First Sight, retold through its funniest tweets:
Instagram star Davina is totally there for the right reasons…yup, yup, yup.
Ambitious model goes to reality TV show….
I've seen this movie before#mafs— Natalia ???????????????? (@natyibetta) January 31, 2018
Davina's priority in this experiment #MAFS pic.twitter.com/fzcz0DNIBH
— Robert Pickstone (@RobertPickstone) January 31, 2018
I’m here to increase my instagram following, I mean find a guy that doesn’t exist …#MAFS
— Umami (@requiteddreamer) January 31, 2018
I wonder what Insta filter Davina will choose for her wedding photos? I personally recommend Ludwig for a rich outdoor shot… ???? #mafs
— Bianca Bae (✿◠‿◠) ???? (@BiancaNeveXO) January 31, 2018
Her vows are going to end with “follow me on Instagram and I’ll give you a shout out” #MAFS
— Sarah Anderson (@_SarahKAnderson) January 31, 2018
Patrick’s mum owned the whole damn episode but Charlene needs to watch out.
Can we give Patrick’s mum her own show please #MAFS
— Sami Lukis (@samilukis) January 31, 2018
Patrick from the lounge room. #MAFS pic.twitter.com/s9DIGxAQUE
— tadem (@Tadem2Tadem) January 31, 2018
Charlene just get back in the car ffs and go to Maccas or something instead. #MAFS
— Emma (@emmainjac) January 31, 2018
Davina’s bridal party were total mean girls behind Ryan’s back and it was just basic high school BS.
Davinas friends seem…..great #MAFS pic.twitter.com/LQasiAhkaO
— Bbbeck (@bbbeckb) January 31, 2018
Davina and bridal party: #MarriedAtFirstSight #MAFS #9married pic.twitter.com/lpOZNxO39u
— Steph B (@TheSBatman) January 31, 2018
Being all Davina like.. omg babes I don’t know how I feel right now ! #MAFS pic.twitter.com/oF5oTHMePr
— R Dawg (@Rick80fik) January 31, 2018
Davina and entourage- you are not our cup of tea. Ryan is a gem #MAFS pic.twitter.com/tMaXNaLb6b
— Natalie D (@natalie_d22) January 31, 2018
Tbh, Ryan and Davina as a couple are a disaster waiting to happen.
Davina and tradie #MAFS pic.twitter.com/TDwi4zNy7m
— Sue (@Flooozi) January 31, 2018
No Instagram filter is going to help that train wreck first kiss.. #MAFS @MarriedAU
— Elsie (@elsielou77) January 31, 2018
She said she wanted a real Aussie bloke, a tradie who is funny. Is that not everything Ryan is?! #MAFS
— sophabulous (@sophmoney_) January 31, 2018
Why don't the experts on #MarriedAtFirstSight just say we matched these people together to cause maximum TV drama. You could make better couples from picking the names randomly from a hat. #mafs
— Ryan Brink (@RyanVBrink) January 31, 2018
Patrick’s mum was not keen on Charlene – even though she’s beyond perf!
YESSSSSSS I am SO here for psycho mum #MAFS pic.twitter.com/0z1ssUt19f
— kahlarsee af ???? (@kahlarsee) January 31, 2018
I think Patrick’s mumma needs to stop trying to breast feed him now #MAFS
— Renee (@SoSaysRenee) January 31, 2018
Good luck with the mother in law Charlene #MAFS pic.twitter.com/ho2KbW0euv
— Bbbeck (@bbbeckb) January 31, 2018
RUBY, CUT THE UMBILICAL CORD. YOUR BABY BOY IS 34. #MAFS
— Adelaide (@radelaidie) January 31, 2018
Patrick’s mum #MAFS pic.twitter.com/5MfNJ46foD
— Carly Ann (@CarlyAnnQ) January 31, 2018
This pretty much sums it up.
Patrick's mum: it's her or me.
Patrick: bye mum.
#MAFS— sachbrush (@sachbrush) January 31, 2018