Tonight’s ‘American Invasion’ Bachy In Paradise Ep Summarised In 10 Hilarious Tweets
Hoeeee boy. On tonight’s ep of Bachelor In Paradise a third American lad arrived, while the worst international intruder was sent home. You beauty!
It wasn’t all good news, tho. We were made to witness the world’s most awkward date, as newbie Jared choose a very unenthused Megan to go on a not-so-romantic boat trip. It was soo painful to watch, I considered giving up modern civilisation altogether and burrowing into the earth.
The rest of the ep was mostly just various people crying because of douchebag Daniel. Nina questioned her connection with her forever soulm8 Eden, Keira kissed then dumped Jarrod, and the island’s answer to Barbie and Ken a.k.a Ali and Grant pashed faces a lot…and possibly fucked, who knows.
Here’s ep 6 of Bachelor In Paradise summarised in 10 hilarious tweets:
1. The women outnumber men on the island and were froffing the power trip.
Tara referring to the current sausage party: "Feels like Bunnings on a Saturday"
You are the queen we wanted. #bachelorinparadiseAU
— Osher Günsberg (@oshergunsberg) April 9, 2018
2. Nina considered leaving life-partner Eden for knob head Daniel.
NINA EDEN WILL NEVER HURT YOU, HE'LL DO THE WORM FOR YOU UNTIL YOU STOP CRYING AND THEN COOK YOU BRUNCH. #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Jo Thornely (@jothornely) April 9, 2018
3. Reminder: Daniel is the worst person in the world.
If Tinder was a person, it would be Canadian Daniel #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Lauren K (@MsLauren_K) April 9, 2018
4. We miss the simpler times tbh.
Remember when Jake was the worst person ever???…….I miss those days. #BachelorInParadiseAU
— ViVi B (@ViVi_RFObsessed) April 9, 2018
5. Jarrod couldn’t deal with Keira flirting with another guy.
When Jarrod doesn’t get his own way, he either A. Cries B. Chucks a tanty or C. Yeah just cries mostly #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Angie and Yvie (@angieandyvie) April 9, 2018
6. Keira options aren’t the best, tho.
Housemate and I were discussing who we'd choose out of Jarrod and Daniel and we decided that walking out into the ocean and not coming back was the right choice. #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Jo Thornely (@jothornely) April 9, 2018
7. No one wants a piece of American Jared and it’s frankly bizarre for fans.
I'm sorry, but the funniest part of this #BachelorInParadiseAU is that Jared Haibon being here has *barely* registered with any of the women ???????????? Like, this has never happened to the guy on US Paradise. He has been centre of epic love-triangles and here he's a blip on the radar
— Danielle Binks (@danielle_binks) April 9, 2018
8. Meanwhile, Australian Jarrod got dumped by Keira after they had their first kiss.
“I’m not second-best,” says Jarrod, who publicly came second on a national TV show. #BachelorInParadiseAU
— ???? Anna Spargo-Ryan ???? (@annaspargoryan) April 9, 2018
9. Daniel got sent home, and Jarrod was lucky af to get a rose.
Eden, Sam and Luke renew my faith in men. Daniel and Jarrod make me want to stay single forever! #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Stacey (@heartofgold81) April 9, 2018
10. Most importantly Laurina saved the day and is just the fucking best.
Introducing our new prime minister #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/vDAOEc7Tpc
— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) April 9, 2018