bachelor in paradise twitter recap

Tonight’s ‘American Invasion’ Bachy In Paradise Ep Summarised In 10 Hilarious Tweets

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Hoeeee boy. On tonight’s ep of Bachelor In Paradise a third American lad arrived, while the worst international intruder was sent home. You beauty!

It wasn’t all good news, tho. We were made to witness the world’s most awkward date, as newbie Jared choose a very unenthused Megan to go on a not-so-romantic boat trip. It was soo painful to watch, I considered giving up modern civilisation altogether and burrowing into the earth.

The rest of the ep was mostly just various people crying because of douchebag Daniel. Nina questioned her connection with her forever soulm8 Eden, Keira kissed then dumped Jarrod, and the island’s answer to Barbie and Ken a.k.a Ali and Grant pashed faces a lot…and possibly fucked, who knows.

Here’s ep 6 of Bachelor In Paradise summarised in 10 hilarious tweets:

1. The women outnumber men on the island and were froffing the power trip.


2. Nina considered leaving life-partner Eden for knob head Daniel.


3. Reminder: Daniel is the worst person in the world.


4. We miss the simpler times tbh.


5. Jarrod couldn’t deal with Keira flirting with another guy.


6. Keira options aren’t the best, tho.


7. No one wants a piece of American Jared and it’s frankly bizarre for fans.


8. Meanwhile, Australian Jarrod got dumped by Keira after they had their first kiss.


9. Daniel got sent home, and Jarrod was lucky af to get a rose.


10. Most importantly Laurina saved the day and is just the fucking best.