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Tonight’s Messy Ep Of MAFS Retold Through Its Funniest Tweets

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Tonight’s instalment of Married at First Sight was very much ‘The Troy Show’, as Troy and Ashley’s drama and bickering dominated the entire episode.

From the get-go, the couple were butting heads non-stop. At lunch with Troy’s friends, they argued and made a big ol’ scene. Later Troy tried to make scrambled eggs via a YouTube tutorial, convincing no one he is a human adult. The two ended up on a massive argument after Troy was caught out talking about them having (or not having) sex. Awks.

Davina continued to pretend like the whole ‘I-was-about-to-fuck-you-off-for-Dean’ thing never happened, but luckily this time around Ryan told her that they were dunzo, and plans to write ‘leave’ at the next commitment ceremony. Huzzah!

Telv and Sarah defined couple goals and we continue to fall helplessly in love with them as the perfect couple, that can never EVER break up. Never.

Meanwhile, Sean was a total gentleman and decided to have sex with Blair before telling her he had zero feelings for her. Bless him.

As usual, Twitter made the entire episode all the more lol-worthy.

Here’s ep 15 of Married at First Sight retold through its funniest tweets:

Justin proved he was a millionaire by taking Carly to a mariner and showing her the boat that he doesn’t own.

Davina tried to act like her and Ryan were fine, until he finally dumped her ass.

Troy doesn’t know how to make scrambled eggs, or what butter and cheese looks like.

Sarah and Telv are PERFECT in every way.

Troy and Ashley fought over whether they can talk about sex and it was a big mess.

We can all agree tomorrow night’s dinner party ep look legendary.