Tonight’s Messy Ep Of MAFS Retold Through Its Funniest Tweets
Tonight’s instalment of Married at First Sight was very much ‘The Troy Show’, as Troy and Ashley’s drama and bickering dominated the entire episode.
From the get-go, the couple were butting heads non-stop. At lunch with Troy’s friends, they argued and made a big ol’ scene. Later Troy tried to make scrambled eggs via a YouTube tutorial, convincing no one he is a human adult. The two ended up on a massive argument after Troy was caught out talking about them having (or not having) sex. Awks.
Davina continued to pretend like the whole ‘I-was-about-to-fuck-you-off-for-Dean’ thing never happened, but luckily this time around Ryan told her that they were dunzo, and plans to write ‘leave’ at the next commitment ceremony. Huzzah!
Telv and Sarah defined couple goals and we continue to fall helplessly in love with them as the perfect couple, that can never EVER break up. Never.
Meanwhile, Sean was a total gentleman and decided to have sex with Blair before telling her he had zero feelings for her. Bless him.
As usual, Twitter made the entire episode all the more lol-worthy.
Here’s ep 15 of Married at First Sight retold through its funniest tweets:
Justin proved he was a millionaire by taking Carly to a mariner and showing her the boat that he doesn’t own.
Oh I don’t have a boat? Or millions of dollars, or furniture, or staff in my office. #MAFS
— barnes (@Kid_barnes) February 20, 2018
The two best days of your life are the day you buy a boat and the day you get rid of it, and in Justin's case, both those boats are *i*m*a*g*i*n*a*r*y ???? #mafs
— Ms Gonzo (@nobodysmuppet) February 20, 2018
#MAFS Man I hope Carly gets that job Justin is interviewing her for pic.twitter.com/oQ8ccbiO6P
— lone jafa (@lonejafa) February 20, 2018
Justin so badly wants to be rich it’s kind of painful to watch. #MAFS
— Jules LeFevre (@jules_lefevre) February 20, 2018
Davina tried to act like her and Ryan were fine, until he finally dumped her ass.
“We get along like a house on fire.”
Bitch you lit that much and just watched it burn. #mafs
— Ira Snave (@IraSnave) February 20, 2018
“I didn’t want a fake girl, but I got the fakest one in Brisbane” that boy Ryan straight preachin!! #MAFS pic.twitter.com/nuWWKK6SvR
— DJ Zazza (@dj_zazza) February 20, 2018
ryan & davina's lunch makes me long for the simpler, more relaxing times of breakfast with troy & ashley! #MAFS
— dumariered (@ladydynamiteee) February 20, 2018
“There’s definitely feelings there”: Davina, realising Ryan is her only chance at staying on TV #MAFS
— Brontë Coy (@brontecoy) February 20, 2018
Davina: “where are you at in the relationship?”
Ryan: “oh I’m leaving that’s no surprise”
Australia: #MAFS pic.twitter.com/FnmAZpVgty
— Alex Lucifero (@Alexander92DC) February 20, 2018
Troy doesn’t know how to make scrambled eggs, or what butter and cheese looks like.
Troy tried to grease a pan with cheese. Not sure if complete dingleberry or low-key genius on a level I don’t understand. #mafs pic.twitter.com/X74psnq1AY
— Ilma Khan (@ilma__khan) February 20, 2018
How do you get to be mid 30s and have no idea whether something in your fridge is camembert or butter? #MAFS
— Katie Lio (@KadyLio) February 20, 2018
I feel personally attacked that Troy couldn't tell butter between Camembert cheese #mafs pic.twitter.com/H8nAYwYauq
— (っ◔◡◔)っ (@xcaeseex) February 20, 2018
#MAFS Troy, literally all the time: pic.twitter.com/rhCZY85EA5
— SurfDog Bachelor (@SurfdogTV) February 20, 2018
Sarah and Telv are PERFECT in every way.
i would sacrifice every other couple on this show for sarah & telvs happiness #MAFS
— Chelsea (@priincesschel) February 20, 2018
Telv!!! He just keeps getting better and better every episode! My heart ????❤️ #MAFS #marriedatfirstsight pic.twitter.com/FTxyILW1IE
— Angie and Yvie (@angieandyvie) February 20, 2018
Troy and Ashley fought over whether they can talk about sex and it was a big mess.
Troy: "we talked about having sex". Ashley: "I said I'd never ever have sex with you". Troy: "as I said, we talked about having sex". #MAFS
— Merryn Porter (@Merryn_Porter) February 20, 2018
He doesn’t clean his teeth at night?
His gums need 24hours to recover, Ash #MAFS pic.twitter.com/ymhg48jFiL
— Tom Ford (@TomFord83) February 20, 2018
Troy just doesn’t think before speaking. Or during. Or at all. #MAFS
— Isobel Ardent (@isobelardent) February 20, 2018
Troy and Ashley is my favourite Australian comedy soap opera #MAFSAU #MAFS
— Georgia Love (@GeorgieALove) February 20, 2018
We can all agree tomorrow night’s dinner party ep look legendary.
I don't think I can withstand the 24-hour wait to see Telv call Dean a "cockhead" #MAFS
— Alana Calvert (@AlanaCalvert) February 20, 2018
ive never been more excited for anything than i am for the next dinner party wish i had a life #MAFS
— Chelsea (@priincesschel) February 20, 2018