LMAO: Ep 3 Of Bachy Retold Via Its Most Hilarious Tweets
Hoeeee boy, that was a huuuge episode of The Bachelor tonight and I may never fully recover.
We saw two solo dates with Brittany (boo!) and Brooke (yay!), a group date which involved a lot of hearts, hands and fists, and Cassie read her dream diary to Nick (well, sort of). Yes, that actually happened. It wasn’t a dream.
Oh and Vanessa Sunshine totally owned the Badgelor and his shitty dad jokes, and continues to be a ray of salty sunshine to us all. As per usual, the tweets were straight fire.
Here’s ep 3 of The Bachelor retold via its funniest tweets:
The timing of tonight’s ep was not lost on any of us.
Who’s going to get the rose tonight – Turnbull or Dutton? #TheBachelorAu #auspol #libspill
— Alana Schetzer (@schetzer) August 22, 2018
switching between tweets about #TheBachelorAu and tweets about the #libspill is peak Aussie culture
— cat (@yagirlcat1) August 22, 2018
Who's more up shit creek right now… ? #auspol #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/zmm5fJCniC
— BRENDAN ©ASEY (@BrendoCasey) August 22, 2018
Badgelor took Brittany on a date to play err… foot golf.
Foot golf #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/rXiXrR3f3k
— ellise (@Elle_Kate_) August 22, 2018
I’m into Nick and Brittany. Their couple name can be BRICK #TheBachelorAU
— Jess Chandra (@jesschandra) August 22, 2018
The group date was mostly just Cass being a massive keeno.
Every time I see Cass, I’m reminded of this guy: #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/9VHedVpKc2
— john.gappi (@john_gappi) August 22, 2018
Cass on the group date challenge #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/XV9an2F7UB
— Armchair Mare (@ArmchairMare) August 22, 2018
We’ve all got a dark side. Even Sass Llama #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/r5ulFOSlAf
— Ian J. Grant (@MrFlungabunga) August 22, 2018
Vanessa Sunshine won the challenge and earned an extremely awkies date with Bachy.
This date is making me feel better about every bad date I've ever had #TheBachelorAU #TheBachelor
— Sarah Maunder (@s_maunder) August 22, 2018
Nick: "What are you looking for in a bloke?"
Vanessa: "My back hurts"#thebachelorau pic.twitter.com/4QzWbwwypb— AtomicNicky (@AtomicNicky) August 22, 2018
LEAVE VANESSA SUNSHINE THE FK ALONE #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/nScXT9crGq
— bradley johnston (@bradjohnston_) August 22, 2018
Vanessa Sunshine in a nutshell…. #TheBachelorAU #BachelorAu pic.twitter.com/shgTU4oZtp
— Jodie Willis (@ltlblkdress) August 22, 2018
nick during that date #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/jPnxsdat0E
— jessica ♡ (@kingkeerys) August 22, 2018
Brekkie with Brooke was beyond adorable and can we just cut to her winning this whole thang, kthnxbye.
Badger, you’re competing with all of Australia. We’re all falling in love with Brooke. #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/1YfclzpcKi
— Ian J. Grant (@MrFlungabunga) August 22, 2018
Brooke is the absolute greatest
She'll get Nikki-ed#TheBachelorAU
— Pipe down, Chachi (@bishcheese) August 22, 2018
Is it too soon to call Brooke the Apollo of this year’s house? ? #TheBachelorAU
— Tess ? (@tessarchi) August 22, 2018
Romy: We kissed
Brittany and Brooke: hold my beer#TheBachelorAu pic.twitter.com/Hx4sNcFInL
— Dee (@De3eee) August 22, 2018
Cassie read her diary to Nick and we all died a little inside.
All the men of Australia when Cass starts talking about feelings #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/9UbM7mgF6R
— Janine (@Janine_Wilson) August 22, 2018
NO. NO CASS. Nobody every achieved their romantic goals by reading from a notebook. #TheBachelorAU
— Jo Thornely (@jothornely) August 22, 2018
is she…..really going to read her diary? #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/zGgV5fGFu8
— jessica ♡ (@kingkeerys) August 22, 2018
Nick is struggling to find the right words, which are "restraining order" #TheBachelorAU
— Ben Pobjie (@benpobjie) August 22, 2018
Drama imploded with the women at the cocktail party, as Shannon took on Cat.
Who wore it better? Cat or…#TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/EAhwOirinU
— Holly Licuanan (@hollyslicuanan) August 22, 2018
Cat: Slags off everyone
*gets called out on it*
Also Cat: #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/xiPnEptu1i— Kevin Horton (@SC_Kev7) August 22, 2018
YOU CAN’T SIT WITH US #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/0xEgC9IdVQ
— bradley johnston (@bradjohnston_) August 22, 2018
Blair and Shannon did such a good job I’m so proud of them there’s still hope #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/i4IMSlAxq2
— n ♡ 結 misses yoongi 🙁 (@nochuyg) August 22, 2018
And upon being booted, Cayla finally exposed Cat and Romy and it tasted like justice.
Fuck it UPPPP CAYLA. #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/J8pyb38Ujx
— mat whitehead (@matwhi) August 22, 2018
YASSSS KAYLA MY QUEEEEENNNNNN MAKE KAYLA PRIME MINISTER THERE'S OBVS A VACANCY #TheBachelorAU
— Nat Sinclair (@nat_sinclair93) August 22, 2018
nick shutting the door on Cayla was COLLLLLD #thebachelorau pic.twitter.com/C1fEYP3fmT
— Jessica Lynch (@jesskalynch) August 22, 2018