Tonight’s Bachy Retold Via Its Most Hilarious Tweets
We’re back fam for another ep of The Bachelorette and tbh it already feels like this season has been going for at least 200 years.
First off, Ali took Robert on a date to Cockatoo Island. It was mostly the two of them writing words on paper and pashing while eating relish. Next up the men went on a weird gladiator-inspired group date, which appeared to be based off Apollo’s Roman photo shoot from last year.
At the cocktail party tension grew between Charlie and Bill. Ivan danced through the drama along with the drama llamas (okay, they’re alpacas, same/diff!). Of course, Twitter was there to bring the lols.
Ep 3 of The Bachelorette retold via its funniest tweets:
Robert was picked for Ali’s second date and they headed to Cockatoo Island to write bad words in a warehouse.
I am 100% down with how transparently Ali is making all her decisions based on pure thirst. #BacheloretteAU
— Jodi McAlister (@JodiMcA) October 17, 2018
Damn Ali's writing her relationship mistakes up in "a couple of words" mine would take up the whole canvas, in size 8 font #BacheloretteAU
— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) October 17, 2018
Ali: I always fall too fast
Me: pic.twitter.com/4xnyhqKPgo
— Jenna Guillaume But Spooky (@JennaGuillaume) October 17, 2018
Ali not falling too easily #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/jd1G0a8Bm1
— Pipe down, Chachi (@bishcheese) October 17, 2018
The group date had the boys get decked out in gladiator gear for a tournament to win time with Ali.
The Bachelor group dates: made up sports, diary writing, bee keeping
The Bachelorette group dates: ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!? #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/8bFU3x0MYJ
— Danni (@babooshka_yaya) October 17, 2018
to all the recappers & people working out there, I see you, I appreciate you, you're doing amazing sweeties #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/6AvuMjOyjA
— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) October 17, 2018
Just change it up a bit so it doesn’t look obvious that you copied. #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/AGFm3tzcRW
— PUNKEE (@itspunkee) October 17, 2018
Ivan won and just talked about dancing, which was suitably awkward.
“He seems really nice and kind”
He’s grabbed his crotch in front of you about 20 times. #bacheloretteau
— Ira Snave Ooky Spooky Kooky (@IraSnave) October 17, 2018
I'm sorry (actually, no I am extremely not), but no dance routine can compensate for the whole blithe assertion that "oh yeah, you will bear me five children in five years". #BacheloretteAU
— Jodi McAlister (@JodiMcA) October 17, 2018
imagine ali is in the middle of childbirth and then ivan pops out one of his three dance moves #BacheloretteAU
— taryn ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง (@thereafter) October 17, 2018
At the rose ceremony, Charlie and Bill continued to butt heads.
"Mate everyone knew" "mate I didn't know" "mate yeah you did" "mate no" "maaate" "maaate" #BacheloretteAU
— Catherine Mann (@CatherineHMann) October 17, 2018
charlie calls bill out for being here for himself but he literally said earlier in the episode “i don’t care about the other guys, i’m here for myself” #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/KnyadU5lZd
— a (@lovelycentineo) October 17, 2018
Gee whiz, Bill has really pissed in Charlie’s potplant hasn’t he #BacheloretteAU
— Aliza (@AlizanotEliza) October 17, 2018
Paddy is every single girl when their friends start talking about marriage #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/vXKQFVi39a
— Helena Dominish (@helenaalouiise) October 17, 2018
Ali sent Wesley (and Damien) home and it was an injustice to all the thirsty viewers. How dare she.
this
saying goodbye to this
was a mistake#BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/Qp3PkqoMZz
— Batch Bitch Podcast (@batchbitchpod) October 17, 2018
When you order something online from Aliexpress via standard shipping VS when it gets here #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/iJUY9nUMBZ
— Danni (@babooshka_yaya) October 17, 2018