Tonight’s Trashfire Of A Bachy Ep Retold Via Its Funniest Tweets
Tonight Ali played the ultimate power move on The Bachelorette, sending Nathan home for spreading rumours about her. Hell yeah, this season is FINALLY getting good.
We saw Bill play his wild rose, snatching Taite’s solo date with Ali. The guys lost their shit as the ‘bro code’ was basically torn to shreds and so was my patience for this toxic BS.
The group date saw the boys battle in the ultimate compatibility test by bidding on words and seriously, who is making this shit up?! I need a nap. It made no sense. Speaking of no sense, the group date winner, Danny, also made zero sense when he went in to try and kiss a completely uninterested Ali.
The drama notch turned up to 10 at the cocktail party as Charlie and Nathan battled it out. As usual, the tweets were the best damn thing about the whole messy ep.
Tonight Bachy retold through its funniest tweets:
Ali asked Taite on a date, but Bill played his wild rose and took his place. Ali did not seem thrilled.
I bet this dog is called ‘Charlie’ #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/aOO0WPtXiV
— Tom Ford (@TomFord83) October 18, 2018
The producers not giving bill the board beforehand hack simply so they could watch him face plant is a time #BacheloretteAU
— Jessica (@Cupperzzz) October 18, 2018
As long as Bill doesn’t casually drop in that he wants 5 kids in 5 years then he’ll be right #BacheloretteAU
— Aliza (@AlizanotEliza) October 18, 2018
Footage of Charlie when he sees that rose pinned to Bill’s chest. #bacheloretteau pic.twitter.com/UluEoNfpwV
— Milhouse Thrilhouse (@Minquist01) October 18, 2018
Bill faked his way through his date and no one was buying it.
Bill: When I’m all in, I’m all in.
Ali: I’m so happy that you’d be excited to move to Adelai…
Bill: Oh, nah…fuck that.#BacheloretteAU— Chris Purdie (@HeyItsNotChris) October 18, 2018
I'd rather move to LA and support Ivan's Step Up Magic Mike career than move to Adelaide #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/akK1R3GQxO
— Victorian Values (@vic_values) October 18, 2018
The group date was all about finding which boys were compatible with Ali through meaningless tasks.
My new fave game is tying up men to boards and pushing them over like in this game #BacheloretteAU
— georgia leaker (@georgetweets2u) October 18, 2018
My ideal weeknight at this stage looks like this #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/ZBhIdSrsDF
— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) October 18, 2018
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| |— ᴅᴇᴀᴅ ᴄᴀᴛ ʙᴏᴜɴᴄᴇ (@DMeowB) October 18, 2018
6 months and you’re ready to get married, but you move in together when you’re in love? ? #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/CJAYm1f3om
— Ignatius (@__Ignatius) October 18, 2018
Danny won, which led to one of the most awkward kisses in Bachy history. We all died a little inside.
CRIIIIIINGE! #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/6DXf2nokjl
— Perry (@pezlaz25) October 18, 2018
Danny winning Respect and then trying to kiss Ali without her consent lmao #BacheloretteAU
— spooky mel ???♀️ (@melodamn) October 18, 2018
In solidarity with Danny I will be communicating only via whisper-talking all day tomorrow. #bacheloretteAU
— Keegs (@keegs) October 18, 2018
Danny quickly booking his flight to get him the hell out of there:#BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/lQesbzZj3D
— Stweetheart (@stweet_heart) October 18, 2018
At the cocktail party, Charlie told Ali that Nathan had been spreading rumours about her. Shit got real when Ali asked Nathan to leave.
Did they really just clink glasses after that?!
“Fuck you!”
“Fuck you too!”
*Cheers* ??? #BacheloretteAU
— Flick (@flick2001) October 18, 2018
Time for you to go. Turns on her heel and walks off. Cold blooded, love it. You walk yourself to that car. #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/qNocTUGGdO
— Robin Elizabeth (@RobinElizabee) October 18, 2018
Are the Alpacas feeling this drama tho? #BacheloretteAU
— Lu (@lureveuw) October 18, 2018
But Charlie is officially getting on all our nerves.
Charlie is L I T E R A L L Y my worst nightmare #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/ryNAIlpYa0
— Bachie Banter (@BachieBanterPod) October 17, 2018
CHARROD. THE TRANSFORMATION IS COMPLETE. #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/oweYJF2kuE
— thematfactor (@thematfactor) October 18, 2018