LOLZ: Tonight’s Bachy Retold Through Its Funniest Tweets
We back bby. Another ep of Honey’s Badger’s Bachy bites the dust and I’m as hooked as errr… a strapless bra at a wedding! (I tried and failed at Badger talk, okay! I’m only human!)
Tonight’s ep saw Nick take blonde no. 7 (aka Sophie) on a solo date and very nearly killed her by speed boat. It all ended up okay and the two shared a pash, after praying for their lives.
The group date had Nick’s fam interrogating the ladies and Romy came under fire for some unkind words about Cass. I am truly shocked. That’s so unlike her.
As per usual the tweets were straight fire.
Here’s ep 5 of The Bachelor retold via its funniest tweets:
Badgelor had a solo date with Sophie, which featured a cameo from Blistex.
Me running to the fridge to get the wine for Bachy time #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/UOUM9bmrME
— Aliza (@AlizanotEliza) August 29, 2018
I love when the Bachelors describe the gals 'she's got hair. She's got arms. Eyes. Got it all.' #TheBachelorAU
— TheRealRQ (@imogenrq) August 29, 2018
Are they ever gonna do a date that the girls like? Does Nick want a wife or a bro for fishing and sailing trips? #TheBachelorAU
— Hero (@hierohero1) August 29, 2018
Good thing you brought your Blistex with you, mate… #TheBachelorAU
— Jerome Doraisamy (@JeromeDoraisamy) August 29, 2018
Blistex’s intern frantically liking every tweet with ‘Blistex’ in it #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/EZ4zYzB5K6
— Danni (@babooshka_yaya) August 29, 2018
On the group date with Nick’s fam, the ladies discover Cass knows his bro.
Actually Cass, everyone knows the history between you and Nick because you haven't shut the fuck up about it #TheBachelorAU
— TheSurvivor/BachelorGuy (@HDBorland) August 29, 2018
Jacob looks like he wants to get the absolute fook out of there #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/7X4hWMtPJL
— Ian J. Grant (@MrFlungabunga) August 29, 2018
Everyone trying to figure out how well Cass & Honey Badger actually know each other #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/5owvZrFVQg
— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) August 29, 2018
“Coming into the Bachelor already being infatuated with the Bachelor makes no sense.” #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/SLaxejTsQ1
— Dave Walker (@blossoxen) August 29, 2018
Romy throws Cass under the bus in a convo with Nick’s sis.
Romy with Cass rn #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/QVF2CrzY71
— peter k's woah woah woah (@JennaGuillaume) August 29, 2018
That's the sound of Romy hearing the 303 roaring down Mogill road and launching Cass under the bus… #thebachelorau pic.twitter.com/i15aMZSUuf
— Osher Günsberg (@oshergunsberg) August 29, 2018
"A very young 23" is one of the most savage insults you can give #TheBachelorAU
— StablEliza government (@verbaliza) August 29, 2018
Drama implodes between Romy and Blair, after Blair tells Cass what has been said.
Private conversation? You're on national TV, you muppet. #TheBachelorAU
— Kylie Rallings (@k_rallings) August 29, 2018
Actual portrait of Romy when presented with actual facts and evidence. #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/F38yUdUroK
— Milhouse Thrilhouse (@Minquist01) August 29, 2018
Romy: "Don't accurately quote me and make me look bad, that really angers me" #TheBachelorAU
— AtomicNicky (@AtomicNicky) August 29, 2018
"I hope Nick sees that Blair's more drama than she's worth" says Romy on conference call with a black pot and kettle. #TheBachelorAU
— Jo Thornely (@jothornely) August 29, 2018
Then Nick asks Cat if she was just on the show to promote her jewellery brand.
Cat trying to convince Nick she’s not there to promote her jewellery business #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/ObFkGOneqO
— Tali Aualiitia (@taliaualiitia) August 29, 2018
Nick: "Shady lady says 'What?'"
Cat: "What?"
Nick:
#TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/O6bX6fclsz— AtomicNicky (@AtomicNicky) August 29, 2018
So many people have been thrown under the bus it can’t take it anymore #TheBachelorAU #BachelorAU pic.twitter.com/8sjn8jseMI
— Josh Chapman (@chapmanjosh) August 29, 2018
“Game on moles”. A tale as old as time. #TheBachelorAU
— Stacey Hicks (@StaceyAlyce) August 29, 2018
Finally Vanessa Sunshine spat straight truth bombs about all the BS drama between the girls and we bow at her feet.
Vanessa Sunshine is the one true god #TheBachelorAUpic.twitter.com/ihM7RviyDK
— Batch Bitch Podcast (@batchbitchpod) August 29, 2018
Vanessa sunshine the anti-hero we don't deserve #TheBachelorAu
— Ray (@raychel____) August 29, 2018
Vanessa Sunshine saying what we are all thinking #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/an0NyA0vRB
— Lieschke17 (@lieschke17) August 29, 2018
#TheBachelorAU Vanessa Sunshine might have an emo heart with resting bitch face but she knows how to drag a shifty bitch for filth.
— Dame Kittness (@SoftKittyWarm) August 29, 2018