Tonight’s Bachy ‘Double Date’ Disaster Ep Retold Via Its Funniest Tweets
We are only into week three of The Bachelorette and I’m already out of wine.
This ep had a lot happening and oh boy, that Charlie likes to get angry a whole bunch. First up, Ali chose Bill and Ivan to duke it out and sadly Ivan was left to dance his way back home.
During the group date, the boys teamed up with small children to build a bike and Ali’s ovaries exploded. As did mine when I saw Todd in ripped jeans.
In the end, unfortunately Bachy GOAT Jules was sent home and all we can do is lick our wounds while reading the hilarious live-tweets the episode inspired.
Tonight’s Bachy retold via its funniest tweets:
Ivan and Bill were chosen to battle it out on a double date.
Osher: shotgun not opening that envelope FKN SEEYA BOYS #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/GQRvyxCAoM
— Danni (@babooshka_yaya) October 24, 2018
Ivan: getting famous in the US will take 2-3 months
Me: #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/1qOfiuT8pT— Gia (@GCherryDaiquiri) October 24, 2018
there has not been a Step Up movie in four years I am losing my mind #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/HNfk5Z6n8J
— Batch Bitch Podcast (@batchbitchpod) October 24, 2018
We all lost our minds when Ivan blended up an entire avocado, pit and skin included. TELEVISION GOLD!
HE DIDN’T SKIN THE AVO?! #bacheloretteau pic.twitter.com/hnjKpDW5IO
— Ira Snave Ooky Spooky Kooky (@IraSnave) October 24, 2018
Finally, my dream of a dance movie based around the concept of misunderstanding avocado is a step closer to reality. #BacheloretteAU
— Jo Thornely (@jothornely) October 24, 2018
HOW IS IT POSSIBLE IVAN HAS NEVER SEEN AN AVOCADO BEFORE??!! #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/RegSikdj8m
— Helena Dominish (@helenaalouiise) October 24, 2018
I just turned on the telly to see two avocados, whole, including skin in a blender. I’ve gone back to watching the Haunting of Hill House which is easily less terrifying and distressing. #BacheloretteAU
— Ian J. Grant (@MrFlungabunga) October 24, 2018
Bill managed to secure his spot and Ali sent Ivan home.
Ivan is crushed. Crushed like a whole avocado in a blender #BacheloretteAU
— Michelle 🐿💨 (@MichelleMackey1) October 24, 2018
Bill walking back into the Bach pad to greet Charlie. #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/W4OGP6a2hx
— Ira Snave Ooky Spooky Kooky (@IraSnave) October 24, 2018
The group date had the fellas becoming faux daddies, as they built bikes with some random children.
Charlie literally looked like the 'how do you do, fellow kids?' meme I can't stand it #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/8ZAew2vsFi
— Sarah (@PseudonymFreak) October 24, 2018
I am Robert with kids, completely useless #BacheloretteAU
— Jo (@joughnought) October 24, 2018
OH MY GOODNESS TODD SAID WORDS #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/BnoyLwHKpu
— Jodi McAlister (@JodiMcA) October 24, 2018
Charlie was grumpy and generally just a bit of a psycho.
Tomorrow night on #BacheloretteAU: Charlie whips out a tape measure and starts measuring all the boys junk to prove that he is the manliest man of man land.
— Phillip Lee Curtis. (@PoshLopez) October 24, 2018
Jarrod and Charlie are one #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/BoR1CjDI8k
— Aliza (@AlizanotEliza) October 24, 2018
“Charlie, for our single date I’m going to call the police and you can scream at them about how I don’t know what’s good for me.” #BacheloretteAU
— Tosh Greenslade (@ToshGreenslade) October 24, 2018
Our precious angel Jules was sent home and we all called for swift vengeance.
Jules is way too pure and sweet to be in a house with these assholes #BacheloretteAU #SaveJules
— Laura (@ljd2302) October 24, 2018
So Ivan puréed an ENTIRE avo before being sent home in a double date, the guys had to build a bike with a kid to spend time with Ali and Charlie pulled a Jarrod by being too competitive and then Ali sent human-angel Jules home #BacheloretteAU
— Aliza (@AlizanotEliza) October 24, 2018
HOw I kinda wished I could do rose ceremonies. #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/cKIAWekVkK
— Osher Günsberg (@oshergunsberg) October 24, 2018