LMAO: Tonight’s Bachy Ep Retold Via Hilarious Tweets
Hey. Hello. How’s it goin. Good? Good. The Bachelorette has reached the halfway mark and we literally only know the names of five guys. Brilliant.
On tonight’s ep, Taite was taken on a solo date, where they spent the whole time pashing faces and moaning. It was the most action I’ve gotten in weeks.
On the group date, Ali enlisted her BFF and cousin to quiz the men, which mostly led to Charlie bitching about Bill and Robert word vomiting all over the place.
At the cocktail party, Charlie continued his pursuit of Bill. Oh man, he really hates Bill and no one knows why. Thankfully, Twitter was there to dissect the big mess.
Here’s ep 6 of The Bachelorette retold via its funniest tweets:
Taite was chosen for a single date and they did some weird orienteering activity and touched mouths a lot.
A date…in the bush….wearing active wear….
#BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/Pe0uue0RxU— Tree Fiddy Kay (@fiddy_kay) October 25, 2018
Charlie has to be behind one of those trees watching them kiss, your editing can’t fool me. #BacheloretteAU
— Lu (@lureveuw) October 25, 2018
Correction: “You’ve already got all the Taites I’m looking for”
Wasted opportunity. #BacheloretteAU
— Sara (@saralaw_) October 25, 2018
Ali: I feel like we have something spec-
Producer: you’ve said that several times
Ali: He ticks-
Producer: you said that on your last date
Ali: I.. love him? #BacheloretteAU— Lu (@lureveuw) October 25, 2018
The group date saw the boys get interrogated by Ali’s fam and friends.
“The mood of this garden party is quite down”
It’s not really a garden party. It’s an interrogation with tea cups. #bacheloretteau
— Ira Snave Ooky Spooky Kooky (@IraSnave) October 25, 2018
I get Danny's timeline being off because Ali wants to get married and have kids and he wants to continue to be the president of Russia #BacheloretteAU
— Jess McKenzie (@_jeloise) October 25, 2018
We didn't waste two months on the Honey Badger to not see more of Todd. GIVE US THIS PLEASEEEE #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/ol0TpmUZs3
— Bachie Fans (@BachieFans) October 25, 2018
Robert got super weird/intense and scared Ali’s friends off.
Woah Robert just went from 0 to psycho in a hot minute #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/pf7HihLu0j
— Stacey (@heartofgold81) October 25, 2018
Rob makes valid points. Which her friends will completely disregard.#bacheloretteau
— Ira Snave Ooky Spooky Kooky (@IraSnave) October 25, 2018
WE KNOW YOUR RADAR IS OFF ALI YOU CAN'T SEE THAT CHARLIE IS A GINORMOUS WANK BADGER #BacheloretteAU
— Pipe down, Chachi (@bishcheese) October 25, 2018
Bill and Charlie continued to get sassy with one another and will this ever end?
The sexual tension between Charlie and Bill #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/7Nkie9IsSJ
— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) October 25, 2018
Charlie is the reason I don’t trust straight men. #BacheloretteAU
— Reese 🏳️🌈 (@reesieboi) October 25, 2018
‘I want to expose the Bill situation to them’ says Charlie who completely invented this situation and is also clearly completely unhinged #BacheloretteAU
— TheRealRQ (@imogenrq) October 25, 2018
You tell him, Bill! #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/hlIypv2Fij
— Kevin Horton (@SC_Kev7) October 25, 2018
Danny and the real estate agent were sent home. Meanwhile, Daniel is a person that exists.
she got rid of one of the 40 daniels on the show and it was the one i knew #BacheloretteAU
— taryn ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง (@thereafter) October 25, 2018
I’m sorry but who’s Daniel? #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/HWyGzs2fRE
— Whitney (@whitwhitlives) October 25, 2018
Ok seriously – has this guy been there since night one ?? Who is he ? #BacheloretteAU @oshergunsberg pic.twitter.com/4yFRkOkjwx
— Karina (@Karina_Melbs) October 25, 2018