INTRUDER ALERT: Tonight’s Trashfire Bachy Ep Retold Via Its Funniest Tweets
We back for another week of The Bachelor and did someone say INTRUDER ALERT?!? (Wait, that was me screaming into my laptop.)
Tonight we met three new Bachys Deanna, Jamie-Lee, and most importantly ‘Drop It Like It’s Hawttt’ Brittney- who is my new fave person in the whole world.
We also met one girl that had scored zero airtime, Tenille, as she sashayed into her first solo date. This prompted mean girl Romy to turn on her, which somehow ended in Tenille bolting down a driveway away from producers.
It was a big mess but, of course, the Twitter commentary was too good.
Tonight’s Bachy retold via its funniest tweets:
Intruder alert! We find out three new Bachy ladies are incoming.
tfw your boy is adding three new girlfriends to your already overly large open relationship #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/ymrXvKL9B6
— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) September 5, 2018
Cat when the intruders arrived #thebachelorAU pic.twitter.com/5cjkCANOYu
— TheSurvivor/BachelorGuy (@HDBorland) September 5, 2018
They met the OGs. And yep, Romy and Cat were just as mean as you could imagine.
"HI IM KAT I'M FROM BALI
DID YOU KNOW I'M FROM BALI
I LIVE IN BALI
I HAVE A JEWELLERY BUSINESS IN BALI
BAAAAAAALLLLLIIIIII"
*Intruder mentions she went to Japan*
"OH MY GOD NO ONE CARES DONT YOU KNOW I'M FROM BALI" #TheBachelorAU— Allison (@infiniteallien) September 5, 2018
Nothing brings girls together like hating other girls. #TheBachelorAU
— Jo Thornely (@jothornely) September 5, 2018
Cat talking about one of the new girls being single as if she herself isn’t single on a dating show on national TV competing for love with countless other single women #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/q4Fk2W4ae6
— Michelle Rennex (@michellerennex) September 5, 2018
Dear Romy & Cat,
Being a bully isn’t classy.Sincerely,
Australia #TheBachelorAU 🥀 pic.twitter.com/dihJgE93w7— 𝙼𝙸𝙺𝙰𝙴𝙻𝙰 𝙶𝚁𝙰𝙲𝙴 ♥ (@goldcoastgrace) September 5, 2018
Tenille went on a solo date with Nick and it involved a lot of honey puns and not much else.
Full offence but this is the most boring date of all time #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/ePnGVBAbju
— Polly Maeve 🐯 (@PollyMaeve) September 5, 2018
Beekeeping.
An all time date activity low.
And that’s saying something.#TheBachelorAU— NatalieGreen (@NatalieGreen) September 5, 2018
Tenille: "Oh yeah the date went great, I wore a beekeeper outfit, chewed on wax for a good ten minutes, then had to hock wax-filled-spitball when Nick wasn't looking and then not answer questions about the lunar cycle"
#TheBachelorAU— AtomicNicky (@AtomicNicky) September 5, 2018
“I don’t normally kiss on the first date”
“Na I don’t kiss on the first date with a guy”Narrator:
#TheBachelorAu pic.twitter.com/UrcpnUR59x— K (@kirstyj_xx) September 5, 2018
Romy and Tenille clashed at the cocktail party.
'I am gonna put words in someone else's mouth to provoke a reaction, get a reaction and then the person who reacted is at fault.''
The bully manifesto. #TheBachelorAU
— Josh Howe (@JoshO567) September 5, 2018
Cat and Romy criticising Tenille is like a piece of marzipan in the bin criticising a border collie puppy. #TheBachelorAU
— Jo Thornely (@jothornely) September 5, 2018
This prompted Tenille to do a runner… because well, she was being chased by producers with cameras.
Producer: “I just want to hear what you have to say, babe. Here, can you just say it into this mic?” #TheBachelorAU
— Kristen Amiet (@KrissiAmiet) September 5, 2018
Producer: “Tenille, are you okay!? Babe you okay?!”
*roll the cameras*
“But how do you feel about Nick?”
🙄#TheBachelorAU— Hugo Girl Boss 👊 (@Mazzy_73) September 5, 2018
“Everyone is losing their biscuits” – most polite dramatic storm out in reality tv history #TheBachelorAU
— Amy Price (@amyprice21) September 5, 2018
Seems familiar #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/uJVYqpHevp
— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) September 5, 2018
In the end, at the rose ceremony, two OG girls were sent home and the ladies were filthy with it… for some reason.
The original girls going home feels SO MUCH WORSE than the last nineteen times the exact same thing happened. #TheBachelorAU
— Jo Thornely (@jothornely) September 5, 2018