Tonight’s Bachy Trashfire Ep’s Most Hilarious Tweets
This eve’s Bachelorette marked a momentous occasion, when Ali took Todd on a solo date and all the other fellas ceased to exist.
Charlie, whomst? Bill, what? Robert, huh? Todd is the only Bachy contestant that remains and we look forward to he and Ali starting their new life together.
For realz tho, tonight’s ep saw all the boys film a music video and it was the cringiest thing to grace Aussie TV since Scott Cam won a Gold Logie.
Thankfully, Twitter was there to narrate the whole thing with endless lols.
Tonight’s Bachy retold via its funniest tweets:
Robert did Ali dirty by announcing to the lads he was considering leaving the bachy mansion.
Charlie when he finds out that Robert had extra time with Ali #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/L13LnhsLsn
— Aliza (@AlizanotEliza) October 31, 2018
Robert: "I'm at the mercy of the gods."
Ali: "You're at the mercy of me."
I have never liked her more. #BacheloretteAU— Jodi McAlister (@JodiMcA) October 31, 2018
The group date had the boys filming a dance video. Ivan is predictably seething with jealousy.
*Ivan currently blending whole avocados in protest of this dance date* #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/dYNrw7fgL5
— Bachie Fans (@BachieFans) October 31, 2018
Waiting for Ivan to throw whole avocados through those windows in protest of missing out on this date#BacheloretteAU
— Pipe down, Chachi (@bishcheese) October 31, 2018
Ivan watching the "dancing" group date…. #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/EHtAiIKGlW
— Janine (@Janine_Wilson) October 31, 2018
Daniel finally got time with Ali and it was soo awkward it physically hurt to watch.
OMG NO NAME GUY IS GETTING SOME SCREEN TIME WHAT IS THIS #BacheloretteAU
— vivianmarie.w (@viviamariew) October 31, 2018
I don't know much but I'm pretty sure that the love of your life doesn't start a date with 'LET'S GET IT STARTED!' #bacheloretteau
— Lauren Watts (@Lorenishie) October 31, 2018
Is this more awkward than the Apollo and Sophie iconic breadstick date from last season?! #BacheloretteAU
— T a h l i a (@tahhliaaaa) October 31, 2018
Ali took Todd on a date and it was perfect and they’re in love and it will last forever.
Ali, re Todd: Hello! Where have you been hiding?
Pretty much everyone on Twitter:…#bacheloretteau pic.twitter.com/VOwQinpBXF
— Emma Bruty (@EGirl76) October 31, 2018
‘Where have you been’ BITCH HE’S THE HOTTEST ONE THERE OPEN YOUR EYES #BacheloretteAU
— Aliza (@AlizanotEliza) October 31, 2018
Actual footage of all of Australia right now over Todd’s single date.. #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/t4CMmOlx4u
— AMY ⭐️ (@amyjane_76) October 31, 2018
Ali to Todd: Hello! Where have you been hiding?
Everyone: you blind or just can't see 10s? #bacheloretteau pic.twitter.com/CI5XBzNtKQ
— Bachie Fans (@BachieFans) October 31, 2018
After returning from his date, Todd had to deal with Charlie being a controlling freak.
Charlie: “We were the power couple” “something happened but I don’t know what it is”
Australia: #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/DLks7NzRxX— keely (@gaelic_princess) October 31, 2018
This is a lizard , his name is Charlie. He resembles a man on the Bachelorette, also named Charlie! #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/UAZpkGdg0s
— Mel C Nelson (@MelNelQuil) October 31, 2018
I just realised that Charlie & Romy would be PERFECT for each other. #BacheloretteAU 🐍🥀 pic.twitter.com/lwGQAgkwGr
— 𝙼𝙸𝙺𝙰𝙴𝙻𝙰 𝙶𝚁𝙰𝙲𝙴 ♥ (@goldcoastgrace) October 31, 2018
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Charlie, simmer the hell down
Or else someone will piss in your pot plant too.Thank you.
— Nicky Arnall (@NickyArnall) October 31, 2018
Ali kicked Robert to the curb in a nail-biting rose ceremony.
When we look back at this season we will all remember that Ali picked Paddy over Robert #bacheloretteau
— Lauren Watts (@Lorenishie) October 31, 2018
Get rid of Charlie and let's have Todd only every episode
— signed all of Australia— Bachie Fans (@BachieFans) October 31, 2018
Tomorrow’s ep looks like quite the garbage pile. Cannot wait!