Tonight’s ‘Slumber Party’ Bachy Ep Retold Via Its Funniest Tweets
We’re back for another night of Bachy and another episode where Ali wore nothing but active wear while pashing on with dudes. This woman is seriously goals.
Charlie (somehow) scored a second chance with Ali but we have a feeling it was just an opportunity for our Bachy to kick the shit out of him. Very well played.
The violence continued as Ali made all the men fight over survival items in a v cooked apocalyptic challenge. It was confusing but Todd was there and that’s all that matters.
You’d think since Charlie had a rose that he’d simmer down and act like a normal person, but at the cocktail party he continued being a paranoid freak. Throughout it all, Twitter was on fire.
Tonight’s Bachy madness summarised in funny tweets:
Charlie and Ali met up at the gym and it involved a whole lot of punching.
It’s exhausting watching them workout. #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/kF9XC1O0B0
— ??????? ????? ♥ (@goldcoastgrace) November 1, 2018
If the only reason Ali kept Charlie was to beat the shit out of him, them I approve. #TheBacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/ellKrjyTY6
— Michelle ??? (@MichelleMackey1) November 1, 2018
Ali: "my dream is for my partner and I to work out together"
Me: "my dream is for my partner and I to eat nuggets and drink wine together"#BacheloretteAU
— Pipe down, Chachi (@bishcheese) November 1, 2018
The boys paired up for a group date challenge. Paddy, Charlie, Taite and Bill got into a beef.
Two grown men not knowing how to say 'apocalypse' … it's textbook apocalypse really #bacheloretteau
— Lauren Watts (@Lorenishie) November 1, 2018
This isn’t right, we all know that Paddy would be murdered first in an apocalypse #BacheloretteAU
— Kiera (@UnderYourPorch) November 1, 2018
I’m just here to watch Osher yell, cut that out, like a stern Dad #BacheloretteAU
— Frankie Walker (@FrankieTigrmute) November 1, 2018
Tether myself to Todd?
Sign us the fuck up for life #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/GvKrrSNcF0— Bachie Fans (@BachieFans) November 1, 2018
The slumber party was incredibly wholesome, until Taite and Ali snuck off for a pash sesh.
Todd may not be able to open a jar or a bottle but he will make you orgasm simply by walking in the room so it's fine. #bacheloretteau
— Phillip Lee Curtis. (@PoshLopez) November 1, 2018
I can’t remember the last time I slept in a room with a group of people where I wasn’t blackout drunk and 18 years old #BacheloretteAU
— Aliza (@AlizanotEliza) November 1, 2018
When Tait said "can you feel that?" we all thought for a split second he was talking about his boner, yes? #BacheloretteAU
— Pipe down, Chachi (@bishcheese) November 1, 2018
Ali: "I'm talking things slower this time"
Also Ali: "I'm 100% falling in love with you" #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/pAS7LgckcF— Erin Savannah (@SavannahofAus) November 1, 2018
Charlie vented about Bill at the rose ceremony and looked like a bit of a knob.
The editors doing a wonderful job stitching Charlie up. Wonderful #BacheloretteAU
— Bec Shaw (@Brocklesnitch) November 1, 2018
“ CHARLIE WHAT A WANKER!!! “ PUT THAT ON MY FUCKING TOMBSTONE WHEN I DIE #BacheloretteAU
— Geeta Sharma (@bored_ignored) November 1, 2018
charlie be reminding me of this guy every time he licks his lips like that #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/uOKd0tkLaD
— laura (@laurajmoran) November 1, 2018
Bill is everyone's mate that says they hate drama but as soon as something goes down, they're sitting there like: #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/YcXRTPCS51
— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) November 1, 2018
The rose ceremony saw Paddy and Dan finally get sent home.
Ali to Paddy: you’re going to make someone so happy and they’re going to love your positive energy.
Every woman in Australia: #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/6CZf1hyDZh— Rhiannon Smith ? (@smi_rhi) November 1, 2018
Please don't let Paddy turn up in Paradise #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/7RxKOIQ5Yz
— Stacey (@heartofgold81) November 1, 2018