Tonight’s ‘Lie Detector’ Bachy Ep Retold Via Its Funniest Tweets
We’re back fam for another round of ‘Rose before Hoes’, and it turns out life without the Bachy mean girls is kind of dull. But at least no one is crying. Except me.
Tonight’s ep saw Brittany go on her SECOND solo date. That’s TWO dates, if you’re keeping score. Some girls have had NO dates…including me. And apparently, flirty Skype sessions don’t count.
In an effort to beef up the drama, the group date saw a “human lie detector” interrogate the girls, in the form of FBI-trained Steve. Then the series dropped its biggest bombshell yet: Brooke has previously dated other people that are not Nick.
Tbh, the ep was a hot mess but the tweets gave us life.
Tonight’s Bachy retold via its funniest tweets:
A zoo date with Brittany proved that her and our Bachy might be the same person and that’s just creepy as hell.
Me: "I guess it's getting to that stage where we need to find out where we really are with each other."
Delivery driver: "Miss, just take your Uber Eats please" #TheBachelorAU— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) September 12, 2018
Umm Britt Nick kissing you in the middle of a sentence isn’t a good thing it means STFU #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/6sUxXfltn7
— Dylan Matthews (@DylanMatthews91) September 12, 2018
Why would Nick bring her to the reptile house? Surely there’s enough snakes in the Bachelor house? #TheBachelorAU
— philly cheese spread (@philip_charles) September 12, 2018
Ugh this date is so boring. Should have kept nutso Brittany around, at least she would have tried to start a conga line with the croc #TheBachelorAU
— Dash Jayasuriya (@gameonmoll) September 12, 2018
The group date had the women interrogated by a human lie detector man called Steve.
Just when you think this show couldn’t get more fucked up…here we are. #thebachelorau pic.twitter.com/y0KQHQmcAx
— Ira Snave (@IraSnave) September 12, 2018
My dating tip to all: if they bring a lie detector to a date, run tf away #TheBachelorAU
— Whiskey Houston (@RobCoco) September 12, 2018
Nothing screams romance like getting a grilling from a homicide investigator #TheBachelorAU
— Jerome Doraisamy (@JeromeDoraisamy) September 12, 2018
FBI Steve's helped with 79 investigations but where was he when someone pissed in Jarrod's pot plant? #TheBachelorAU
— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) September 12, 2018
We quickly learnt that Deanna is A) a robot B) has no feelings C) needs to be charged.
I relate to Deanna's blank, emotionless state on a spiritual level #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/j3wjLCIhYq
— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) September 12, 2018
Are an emotional person Deanna?
Deanna: yes #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/uHaclY2vBF— Jarred Van Niekerk (@Jarred__12) September 12, 2018
“Deanna… are you alive?” #TheBachelorAU
— Annie Clark (@anniefitness) September 12, 2018
Old Mate Stevo: "Are you an emotional person?
Deanna: "Yes"
Old Mate Stevo:
#thebachelorau pic.twitter.com/Sv0Qb9qLqv— AtomicNicky (@AtomicNicky) September 12, 2018
Cass didn’t exactly play it cool in her interview.
Cassie, are you obsessed with Nick?
no… #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/mUIyPLpNsQ
— Paul Morello (@ThePaulMorello) September 12, 2018
Steve: ‘Are you infatuated with Nick?’
Cass: ‘I miss him when I blink’
— Dave (@davey0511) September 12, 2018
Cass: we’ve been on about five dates. But I’ve watched him through his bedroom window at least 40 times #TheBachelorAU
— Merryn Porter (@Merryn_Porter) September 12, 2018
Tbh, the whole ep is a mess.
Ugh this episode is a trainwreck tbh. Wake me when it’s rose ceremony time ? #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/4tOQWGV62g
— Beca? (@beckaio_) September 12, 2018
I swear Nick reacts to everything like the dad from the castle, like if you gave him rissoles it would just blow his mind #thebachelorau pic.twitter.com/lplw44Foge
— Dame Kittness (@SoftKittyWarm) September 12, 2018
At the cocktail party, Brooke told Nick she’s dated women in the past. Cool.
What? That’s it? Isn’t this 2018? #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/JDCbjFzkY1
— CourtneyCourts (@renrut22) September 12, 2018
Brooke: I’m a good person.
Australia: we know ❤️ #TheBachelorAU— Milhouse Thrilhouse (@Minquist01) September 12, 2018
Why’d they make out like Brooke being bisexual was some big, crazy, shocking news? Like girl tell me something juicy? You got 6 toes??? 4 nipples????? #thebachelorAU pic.twitter.com/b4ngeLg8Ks
— Michelle Rennex (@michellerennex) September 12, 2018
The robot intruder was sent home and somehow the world kept turning.
Osher: "Deanna, you did not receive a rose"
Deanna: Run C://sad_face.exe#thebachelorau pic.twitter.com/2Cn0KJ3US5— AtomicNicky (@AtomicNicky) September 12, 2018
Deanna upon news of her departure #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/k1YgWoIZI9
— mattyjojo (@mattyjojojnr) September 12, 2018