Tonight’s Bachy ‘Oktoberfest’ Edition Retold Via Its Funniest Tweets
Guten Tag, readers! That’s German. I’m German now. How fun! * Laughs maniacally into my chicken schnitzel *
We’re back for another week of this shit The Bachelorette, and our Bachy has decided to share her heritage with her potential boyfriends via the incredibly authentic experience of celebrating Oktoberfest. It was mostly men carrying beer and dumping sauerkraut over each other’s heads. Such culture.
Next up, Ali took Taite on a rather intense date, where she labelled balloons with deep questions that are absolutely not normal for a second date. She seemed pretty miffed Taite wouldn’t commit to becoming engaged to her this year, while he seemed fine that she was dating four other men.
The final rose ceremony before home visits was predictable AF as Daniel was sent home and, as always, Twitter was there to bring in the lols.
Ep 9 of The Bachelorette retold via its funniest tweets:
The final five lads were transported all the way to Germany for an Oktoberfest challenge.
All men look stupid in lederhosen except for Todd #BacheloretteAU
— Hopzilla (@trinnybopper) November 7, 2018
This is gonna be a fun group date #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/yg6Btw6VSl
— Ret (@Retta_Potterfan) November 7, 2018
The fact that Osher isn’t in lederhosen is something I’m really taking personally #BacheloretteAU
— Aliza (@AlizanotEliza) November 7, 2018
Charlie was terrible at everything and Bill loved every second of it.
Me: "I don't like Charlie being mean to Bill it's bullying"
Also me: "Fuck yeah Bill keep calling him a wanker and a tosser" #bacheloretteau— Adam Monaghan (@MrAdamMonaghan) November 7, 2018
Ali giving Charlie the "wrong" directions "accidentally" is giving me life #BacheloretteAU
— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) November 7, 2018
You know I think Bill’s my fav, his snarky bitching is all I need in a man #BacheloretteAU
— Kiera (@UnderYourPorch) November 7, 2018
Bill won (somehow?) and scored some alone time with our Bachy.
Ugh. Honestly, Bill was more fun when he was Dave. #BacheloretteAU
— Ben Shute (@Ben_Shute) November 7, 2018
If someone tells you “they love Adelaide” and you don’t realise they are lying through their teeth..you don’t deserve love #BacheloretteAU
— Hero (@hierohero1) November 7, 2018
#BacheloretteAU Bill having the actual giggles is probably the most I've like anyone on this show pic.twitter.com/E0PZ3uLFl4
— Dame Kittness (@SoftKittyWarm) November 7, 2018
Ali: I hate just words
Bill: *says more words*
Ali: marry me. Impregnate me #BacheloretteAU
— Pipe down, Chachi (@bishcheese) November 7, 2018
Things got serious on a second date between Taite and Ali.
“What are you thinking about right now?”
“Deliveroo”#BacheloretteAU
— Sarah (@_SarahKAnderson) November 7, 2018
‘Want a red balloon, Georgie?’ 🎈 #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/LjQTURVXZ5
— Tom Ford (@TomFord83) November 7, 2018
She maaaaay have come on a bit strong tbh.
“I just want someone to tell me they’d jump off a cliff to be with me after knowing me for 5 minutes” like just calm your farm Ali #bacheloretteAU
— Amanda Catalano (@AmandaAngiolino) November 7, 2018
Me on a second date: "Are you open to being engaged by the end of the year?" #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/8UmOmc0SXQ
— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) November 7, 2018
Ali: are you open to be engaged by the end of the year?
Charlie: by the end of this episode. #BacheloretteAU— Apolo (@PK_APOSTOLI) November 7, 2018
Ali: are you open to be engaged by the end of the year?
HERE COMES A NEW CHALLENGER pic.twitter.com/winvqBbc3X
— Thingy (@McThingface) November 7, 2018
And at the rose ceremony, some strange man called Daniel was finally asked to leave.
WHO WILL SHE PICK? THE GUY WHO’S HAD 7 SECONDS ON CAMERA OR THE GUY SHES HAD 3 DATES WITH… the suspense is killing me! #BacheloretteAU
— Helena Dominish (@helenaalouiise) November 7, 2018
Damn I wanted to see Daniels clammy hands sisters and how they’d edit their non existent time together #BacheloretteAU
— Kiera (@UnderYourPorch) November 7, 2018