Here Is Every Bachelorette Boy Who Will Be Fighting Tooth & Nail For Ali’s Affections
It feels like just yesterday we were talking about The Bachelor and all of a sudden The Bachelorette is upon us. Oh that’s right, they literally run into each other ‘cos Channel Ten gets its kicks off torturing humble recappers, like me.
Whether we like it or not, it’s time to reset and reboot. Brittany, who?! Sophie, huh?! CASSIE?! Never heard of her. WHO is Brooke? I’m calling the police.
From tomorrow onwards it’s all about the dudes who will be fighting it out for the heart of our Bachelorette Ali and we have all the pics for your petty judgements.
It’s time to sort out your Bachy sweep!
Here’s the deets on the fellas this season:
Bill
31, Victoria
Most likely to: still own a Batman doona cover.
Wesley
31, Queensland
Most likely to: keep his old modelling shots in his pocket.
Taite
28, Victoria
Most likely to: be a basic fuckboi.
Todd
26, Western Australia
Most likely to: own thousands of dollars in Game of Thrones paraphernalia.
Robert
29, Victoria
Most likely to: get sloshed and jump in the pool.
Pete
27, Queensland
Most likely to: breakdance when no music is playing.
Paddy
27, Victoria
Most likely to: get on everyone’s nerves.
Nathan
23, New South Wales
Most likely to: play the saxophone.
Jules
24, New South Wales
Most likely to: be super competitive and crack the shits when he doesn’t win.
Ivan
29, Victoria
Most likely to: turn into a rabbit.
Danny
39, Queensland
Most likely to: be the mansion’s father figure aka bachy daddy.
Daniel
30, Victoria
Most likely to: be a shifty snake, stir the pot and then act like a victim.
Dan
32, Western Australia
Most likely to: use too many sexual innuendos.
Damien
42, Queensland
Most likely to: have a dark and twisted backstory.
Cheyne
28, New South Wales
Most likely to: eat haggis and own a Susan Boyle album.
Charlie
31, New South Wales
Most likely to: slip into any and every convo that he does CrossFit.
Brendan
29, Victoria
Most likely to: talk about upholding the ‘bro code’.
Ben
27, Northern Territory
Most likely to: forever be known as the Honey Badger 2.0.
