Ho, Ho, Ho! Here’s What Your Favourite Christmas Banger Says About You
As Mariah Carey said, “It’s tiiiiiimee!”
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— Mariah Carey (@MariahCarey) November 1, 2022
The festive season is literally upon us, which means it’s time to bust out your fave tunes to celebrate the holidays.
Everyone has their go-to song for the festival season, whether is’s classic carols or iconic pop hits – it’s the most musical time of the year!
As someone who has spent most of their life in retail purgatory and was forced to listen to different Chrissy tracks every year, you can definitely read someone’s personality by seeing which Christmas song they like to blast the most.
So, here’s what your fave Christmas song says about you:
‘All I Want For Christmas’ by Mariah Carey
Obviously, we had to start off with the self-proclaimed Queen of Christmas, Miss Carey. You’re a yummy mummy who sets up for Christmas in November. Even though the weather at Christmas in Australia is literally Satan’s ass crack on the earth, you force your family to wear matching long pant pyjamas for the ‘gram, but we know you do it out of the love.
Most likely to bring to Chrissy dinner: Donna Hay’s ham.
‘Silent Night’
You take this holiday seriously. Not like “we must have the dinner table ready” serious, but “Jesus is the reason for the season” serious. You won’t come around for Christmas dinner/lunch, because you will 100% be at Christmas mass. Despite your strict Christmas traditions, you bring some pretty meaningful gifts like a Bible or a picture with a Bible verse. Super wholesome.
Most likely to bring to Chrissy dinner: The world’s longest prayer.
‘We Wish You A Merry Christmas’
Unlike the yummy mummies, you’re definitely one mummy who goes with the flow. You’re not one to be strict about Christmas decorations or what your family wear; you’re just happy that everyone is around to celebrate the holidays. Sometimes you are a bit too relaxed, and you forget your Chrisco order, so you gotta rush all the way down to the supermarket to get your things together ASAP. You’re chaotic, but it’s a chaotic good vibe.
Most likely to bring to Chrissy dinner: Aussie classics like party pies and footy franks.
‘Rocking Around The Christmas Tree’ by Miley Cyrus
Okay, slay. You know this one? You’re frkn cool. You’re probably a zillenial who constantly reflects on the past and how easy it was. Christmas probably ‘doesn’t feel the same’ for you, in a sad way, but as soon as your family/friends arrive, you light up! If you’re not out and about, you’re probably staying in and watching some of your favourite Christmas movies to pass the time.
Most likely to bring to Chrissy dinner: : Plastic containers to take leftovers home.
‘Feliz Navidad’
You have party animal written all over you! From having a little boogie on the dance floor to a little screaming match on karaoke, you bring the festive vibes everywhere you go. Sometimes, you do get awfully wild and shit hits the fan…BUT HEY! You’re just having a little fun. Everyone eagerly waits for you presence at the gatho because they all know that you’ll bring the energy.
Most likely to bring to Chrissy dinner: A goon bag.
‘Jingle Bells’
Every single TikTok dance that exists is in your memory. You love to bust out the moves, whether it be at work, at the club, or even at the grocery store. Although sometimes TikTok dance moves can look a little too simple, you tend to add your own flavour to the steps, making it your own. In your younger days, you probably forced your whole family to watch a dance routine you made with your cousin.
Most likely to bring to Chrissy dinner: Fruit salad (but with a twist).
‘Santa Claus Is Coming To Town’
You know everyone around you based on their digital footprint. Before going on dates, you love to run your own background checks, like stalking their Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, LinkedIn, and every other account they have. During Christmas dinner/lunch, you approach your family members by asking them about what they’ve posted on their social media and everything surrounding their accounts. You just love being online!
Most likely to bring to Chrissy dinner: A phone charger.
‘Santa Tell Me’ by Ariana Grande
Instead of being a social media stalker, like ‘Santa Claus Is Coming To Town’, you are the influencer. You love posting everything about yourself, your talents, your friends, and family. Influencers like Patrick Starrr, Nikita Dragun, James Charles, and Jeffree Star definitely come to mind when you look for inspo, especially for fashion and beauty choices. You heavily rely on the web for reviews on everything from food to experiences. Selfies are your hobby!
Most likely to bring to Chrissy dinner: A selfie stick
Any Christmas song by Michael Buble
You just love hot men who can sing or have any form of artistic talent, and we totally respect it. Hope you’re going alright on the apps.
Most likely to bring to Chrissy dinner: Not a BF/GF.
‘Baby, It’s Cold Outside’
If someone says this song is their fave…RUN. The lyrics to this song are already creepy AF, and also who doesn’t remember that awkward shower scene in Elf, when Will Ferrell sneaks into the staff bathroom and sings ‘Baby, It’s Cold Outside’ while Zooey Deschanel is showering. Girl, Bye.
Most likely to bring to Chrissy dinner: Raw, unseasoned chicken wings.
‘Last Christmas’ by Wham!
Rich aunty/uncle vibes! You bring the best presents and the most boujee foods around, but that’s only if you’re not off at the Swiss Alps having a rich-ass Christmas. If you miss Christmas events, you usually make it up by buying everyone presents from your travels. When you rock up to the Chrissy function, you’re 100% wearing something designer, and the girlies will be jealous. Better keep an eye on your merchandise.
Most likely to bring to Chrissy dinner: Some expensive liquor of some sort.
‘Last Christmas’ by Ashley Tisdale
You’re literally the Kim Kardashian of your family. You’re stylish, you’re talented, and all the little cousins look up to you. Never let anyone take away that star status from you.
Most likely to bring to Chrissy dinner: Your presence.