LMAO: The ‘Bachelor In Paradise’ Finale Summarised In 15 Hilarious Tweets
Well, that’s the end of that chapter. *Dusts hands* Last night we were glued to our screens as the final ep of Bachelor In Paradise aired, the first spin-off season to the bachy franchise.
The series managed to form a total of three irl romances, which is actually an encouraging finish. The finale saw three couples attend commitment ceremony with Jake and Megan parting ways, wanting to give their relationship a go outside of paradise.
As Jarrod and Keira, along with Grant and Ali, exchange commitments vows and rings, it turned out to be Sam and Tara that got engaged. It made magical television and we may never recover.
Here’s the finale of Bachelor In Paradise summarised in 15 hilarious tweets:
1. We only care about Jarrod/Keira and Sam/Tara tbh.
I’m only here for Tara & Sam, Keira & Jarrod…a sentence I never thought I’d write #bachelorinparadiseau
— Stephanie Van Schilt (@stephvanschilt) April 30, 2018
2. It doesn’t help that Grant looks a helleva lot like a certain TV character.
Since I saw online that Grant looks like Handsome Squidward I can’t think of anything else when I see him #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/a5aRkTina3
— Alice ???????? (@alicevictoria19) April 30, 2018
3. We’re all waiting for the carnage.
Me, eating out of the ice cream tub, singling along to advertisement jingles and waiting for everyone to break up #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/QjuGq61TbP
— Melanie Jones (@MelSpellsTells) April 30, 2018
4. Oh yay. Megan dumped Jake.
But how will Megan ever find somebody with the same personality as Jake? I mean unless she has a roll of paper towels or small moth at home. #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Jo Thornely (@jothornely) April 30, 2018
5. She didn’t even want to do the commitment ceremony.
Jake: I'm falling in love with Megan, we're gonna be a great couple…
Megan:#BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/azYzlpPnNt— Megs (@avengermegs) April 30, 2018
6. No great loss really.
Megan and Jake. A portrait. #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/bMHeIULW5A
— Josh Chapman (@chapmanjosh) April 30, 2018
7. Ali and Grant are about as exciting as a lump of plastic.
Grant and Ali discussing plans to move to LA #bachelorinparadiseau pic.twitter.com/7NLzMsWfko
— Beca???? (@beckaio_) April 30, 2018
8. Keira and Jarrod exchanged commitment vows.
Who does Keira have to blow to get a frigging pot plant, seriously. #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Jo Thornely (@jothornely) April 30, 2018
9. We’re kinda obsessed with them as a couple.
In a thousand years time anthropologists will be analysing our tweets wondering whether Tara and Keira are our Gods and whether Jarrod was actually a talking tomato. #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Oskar ???? (@O_Lim1) April 30, 2018
10. Grant surprised us all and didn’t propose to Ali.
ally’s reaction to lack of proposal is like me when i open a birthday card and there’s no money in it #BachelorinParadiseAU
— Bec Fist (@fistjourno) April 30, 2018
11. But Sam proposed to Tara!!!!!
OH MY GOD SAM IS GOING TO PROPOSE TO TARA #BachelorInParadiseAU pic.twitter.com/4htpWlQpWh
— Allison (@infiniteallien) April 30, 2018
12. It was perfect…almost.
Call me old fashioned but just don’t think a man should propose while wearing socklets. #BachelorInParadiseAU
— Dave Hughes (@DHughesy) April 30, 2018
13. The wedding plans are settled.
Osher as the celebrant
Wais as the flower girl
Keira as the maid of honour
This would be the best wedding ever #BachelorInParadiseAU— Kass Rogan (@kassrogan) April 30, 2018
14. We all have one simple request.
Tara: I'll never try to change you
Australia: CUT. HIS. HAIR. WHILE. HE. SLEEPS #bachelorinparadiseau— Dash Jayasuriya (@gameonmoll) April 30, 2018
15. Meet our next err…bachelorette.
Who else yelled NO when Ali was revealed as the next bachelorette….. #BachelorInParadiseAU
— dafs (@minyardsten) April 30, 2018