The Finale Of ‘The Bachelor’ Retold Through Its Funniest Tweets
Well… that’s the end of that chapter. Or rather, until next week when The Bachelorette kicks off, and Matty J practically becomes dead to us all. R.I.P bachy boi.
The entire final episode was set up to try and trick viewers into thinking Elise had a chance in the fight between the herself, and (his obvy soul mate) Laura.
Elise got the first meet/greet with the parents/siblings and was a total pro. She fitted in perfectly in Matty’s little fam. However, Laura’s introduction was a total trashfire. She quickly contracted verbal diarrhea as she blubbered on about nothing, and Matty’s brothers were not into her one bit.
However, their solo dates told another story. Elise’s date was a total dud, while Laura got to experience Water For Elephants meets The Notebook level romance, and the couple look so damn loved-up, the result was then and there set in stone.
At the final rose ceremony, we watched on as Elise got stuck with the dreaded first arrival. It hurt our insides watching her get dumped. But Matty’s heartfelt words for Laura, even dropping the L-bomb, was all kinds of cute.
Most importantly, Twitter made this season all the better and the finale saw the most hilarious live-tweets we’ve seen so far.
The finale of The Bachelor retold through its funniest tweets:
Elise met Matty’s fam and they instantaneously fell in love with her.
No one in Matty's family look like they're related. I am so confused. Are they actors? #TheBachelorAU
— Imogen Dunlevie (@ImogenDunlevie) September 14, 2017
I don't get how Elise gets grilled for making the choice to go on the show and yet his brother has been on twice now ???? #TheBachelorAU
— stacie ☕ (@stacierobyn_) September 14, 2017
Urgh, Matty's brother is going to try asking the tough questions without wearing a baseball cap backwards.
Soooo wrong ???? #TheBachelorAU— Tree Fiddy Kay (@kholly265) September 14, 2017
Hey Australia, please vote yes in the postal vote so I can marry Matty J's mum. Thanks. #TheBachelorAU
— Naomi Scott (@scotnaom) September 14, 2017
Remember when Liz called Jen's dress putrid? Those were the days. #thebachelorAU
— jackson langford (@jacksonlangford) September 14, 2017
Everyone's #TheBachelorAU journey is different.
This is mine. pic.twitter.com/4XwMkrtBzm— Jo Thornely (@jothornely) September 14, 2017
Laura meeting with the fam went errr… differently.
I see her lips moving but I have no idea what she's saying #shooshlaura #TheBachelorAU #teamelise pic.twitter.com/zQP4gPSsoB
— Brittney Williams (@brittwill_) September 14, 2017
Person: what are your hobbies
Me: I'm pretty deep into whether Zayn and Harry were friends during 1D #TheBachelorAU— Imogen Dunlevie (@ImogenDunlevie) September 14, 2017
When someone asks me what my hobbies are it's pretty hard to make sleeping & eating sound cool so I feel ya Laura ????????♀️ #TheBachelorAU
— Michelle Tran (@chello_jello) September 14, 2017
Everyone has hobbies Laura! Matty's hobbies include dating multiple women and forcing them to jump out of planes #thebachelorau
— Chris Henderson (@chrishendersonv) September 14, 2017
It was safe to say, Matty’s fam landed firmly on #TeamElise.
Matty: fam, who should i pick?
Family: elise
Matty: it's so hard
Family: no, pick elise
Matty: guess i'll just keep thinking#TheBachelorAU— Michelle Duncan (@_chelle_7) September 14, 2017
On Matty’s last date with Elise their chemistry was non-existent, oh, and more boats!
It's a brand new boat so they need a qualified lifeguard on duty. #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/g5Q1EBdQSW
— Jo Thornely (@jothornely) September 14, 2017
honestly I'm so happy for Matty and Elise! ❤️❤️❤️#thebachelorau pic.twitter.com/5tuKKYeM2i
— jackson langford (@jacksonlangford) September 14, 2017
There are three things certain in life: death, taxes, and Elise going home from Thailand with nothing but corn rows #TheBachelorAU
— Kris Read (@DesignedToFade) September 14, 2017
While his date with Laura involved kissing in the rain and swimming with an elephant.
More of the elephant, less of Matty J and his 'dates' #thebachelorau pic.twitter.com/v8wMm6ntXY
— Kiera (@UnderYourPorch) September 14, 2017
Someone at channel 10's been watching The Notebook ????????????#TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/npStUH9fBL
— JessieK (@jesskenno25) September 14, 2017
At the final rose ceremony, the inevitable happened. Cya Elise!
When Elise steps off the boat first #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/1b36Z9qtSK
— Jessica (@Jessica_Radic) September 14, 2017
How can Osher stand there completely blank faced sending Elise to totally get destroyed. #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/3T0iq069p1
— Diana Pham (@dianaphamfatale) September 14, 2017
Matty: what are you thinking?
What Elise says: this place is beautiful
What Elise means: I should've gone to maccas with Tara #thebachelorau— Chelsea Groth (@chelsgroth) September 14, 2017
Matty's mum is waiting for Elise at the top of the hill with her other three sons #TheBachelorAU
— Tree Fiddy Kay (@kholly265) September 14, 2017
After Laura won, Matty tricked us all with a faux-engagement ring. Boo!
I wanted to give you this bullshit ring… as a sign of how bullshit marriage laws are back home. #TheBachelorAU
— Jo Thornely (@jothornely) September 14, 2017
Alright wrap it up guys we've got to get this rug back to Aladdin#TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/l0hYsCVv8Y
— Michael Lallo (@Michael_Lallo) September 14, 2017
In the end, we were all zero percent surprised Georgia Love’s doppelganger was the one to heal Matty’s broken heart.
Matty J just matty j'd a woman and then picked the doppelganger of the woman who matty j'd him last yr. This is too much. #TheBachelorAU
— georgia voted YES (@georgetweets2u) September 14, 2017
#TheBachelorAU Massive congrats to the happy couple pic.twitter.com/DZ7DKYJzGR
— GetIn MyFace (@ThornburyQueer) September 14, 2017