LMAO: The Funniest Tweets From ‘The Bachelorette’ Finale
It’s over. Bachy season has come to an inevitable end. No more Wednesday and Thursday nights in front of the TV. No more roses. No more avocados. No more Osher.
Tonight’s finale took the gang up to the Northern Territory. The boys were grilled by Ali’s parents and cousin, which ended up being mostly just her dad asking Taite probing questions and demanding the date of birth of his and Ali’s first child. In response, Taite said that he found their daughter attractive. It was a hot mess.
For the final dates, Todd and Ali drank ant bum gin, before Taite cruised through the NT wetlands in an airboat. Things got tense between Taite and Ali when he revealed he couldn’t commit to marriage and children which, you know, fair enough. Ali didn’t take the news well.
But in the end, she chose to take a chance on Taite, which meant breaking the innocent, fragile heart of Todd in one of the most tear-jerking Bachy breakups ever. Like, watching it hurt my insides and I’m considering seeking counselling.
The best way to get through the pain is to read these funny tweets and celebrate the end of Bachy season by screaming into the wind: FREEDOM!
Here’s the big finale retold via its funniest tweets:
Taite was first up to meet the family and he got served the tough questions from Ali’s dad.
I am so disappointed they didn’t film the finale at Amy’s House! #BacheloretteAU
— Michael Steen (@dream_steen) November 15, 2018
Honey Badger got a resort in New Caledonia. Ali gets a swamp 20 minutes of out Darwin. #BacheloretteAU
— ?️????️? (@bloodyauspol) November 15, 2018
Ali's father is calling her by her full name.
She's in serious shit. #BacheloretteAU— Nez (@fraggle73) November 15, 2018
Taite answering the simplest of questions #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/LWUSUgAmlO
— – (@peggggasus) November 15, 2018
Todd’s turn was a lot less intense.
Please Ali, Pick Todd. He’s been a sweety from the beginning. I get fukboi vibes from Taite … #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/Lm8F9uyIjj
— Laura Josephine (@LauraJosephine7) November 15, 2018
“If he doesn’t get into the police force, he’s got not direction!”
Awfully high horse to be on when this is your daughter’s THIRD reality dating show mate. #bacheloretteau
— Ira Snave (@IraSnave) November 15, 2018
What’s your sperm count? I’ll need to see a report -Ali’s dad #BacheloretteAU
— mimi petrakis (@MimiPetrakis) November 15, 2018
At decision time, the first person to step out of the limo was our boi Todd and it was a sucker punch to hearts around the nation.
The moment Todd's heart broken and so did all of Australia's ?? #justiceforTodd #Toddforbachelor #bacheloretteau pic.twitter.com/y0QIwQTLM0
— Bachie Fans (@BachieFans) November 15, 2018
[Todd walks away]
[long pause]
WHAT IS LOVE?
[Ali looks up]
BABY DON’T HURT ME
[she smiles]
DON’T HURT ME
NO MORE
[Ivan emerges from behind a tree, dancing wildly]#TheBacheloretteAU #BacheloretteAU— Dan Hall (@danieljohnhall) November 15, 2018
Oh god. Ali is Scar and Todd, beautiful, sweet, perfect coiffured Todd is Mustafa. This is a fucking blood bath #BacheloretteAU
— Jenna Clarke (@jennamclarke) November 15, 2018
Me watching Todd's heartbreak right now #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/R7yFN1WWAt
— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) November 15, 2018
When you realise you’ve been at home on your phone for hours with the wifi turned off and you’ve been using up all your data #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/O2H7gn6ccd
— Nathan Brown (@nathanbrown90) November 15, 2018
Ali chose Taite. He dropped the L-bomb and gave her some fugly ring. A HAPPY ENDING! Fucking finally.
A commitment ring. Are they 16 year old Disney channel stars?! #bacheloretteau
— Ira Snave (@IraSnave) November 15, 2018
Ali choosing the hot, emotionally unavailable guy is *checks notes* extremely on brand for her #BacheloretteAU
— angus livingston (@anguslivingston) November 15, 2018
I love how #BacheloretteAU is just using the lion king soundtrack now
— Marc Fennell (@MarcFennell) November 15, 2018
OSH: I'm really proud of you, man. You've come along way since the first time we've met
TAITE (tearfully): Don't go, Osher.
OSH: I must. There's other single 30-something year old dudes out there who needs my guidance.
[Osher teleports away]#BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/JMFomCFWeR
— Jake Watt (@JakeChatty) November 15, 2018
But maybe Todd will get his happy ending after all.
Just sitting here waiting for that phone call from Todd wanting to join us! #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/UMFGPd1aR2
— South Australia Police (@SAPoliceNews) November 15, 2018