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Tonight’s Heart-Punching Bachy Ep Retold Via Its Funniest Tweets

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With only one episode left of the shitshow that has been The Bachelor 2018, tonight we didn’t even get to see our last rose ceremony. We were robbed, I tell you.

Alas, everyone’s fave from day one Brooke went ahead and walked from the show. While we’re low-key devastated, we applaud her.

The rest of the ep was just dates with the second and third placed Brittany and Sophie. Ice cream was eaten, skies were almost dived.

Tbh, the ep was a mess and Twitter was the best part.

Here’s tonight’s semi-finale retold via its funniest tweets:

Sophie was first up for a date where Nick made her skydive. She proudly declared she was planning to shit herself. Who says romance is dead.

Brittany then had her turn for a date and they ate ice cream and looked at a lighthouse.

But she continued to bang on about Nick’s history with Cass.

Finally, Brooke was picked up on a motorbike for a date with Nick. She tried to get some clarity on their relationship and he waffled on about nothing.

At the rose ceremony, Brooke walked and the nation grieved the series’ true winner.