Gen Z Have Started Being Blamed For ‘Killing’ Things, So Millennials Can Have A Break Now
Over the last few years there has been no shortage of articles about what millennials (aka Gen Y) have been killing.
Vicious and unrelenting, millennials have killed everything from the movies, to napkins, and even lunch.
Bastards.
But the heavy torch has been handed over and Gen Z are now starting to cop the blame. The blood is fresh on their hands. They’re heady with their first kill. They’re coming in and it’s time for millennials to step aside.
The first victim of Gen Z looks like it’ll be Facebook. In fact, it seems Gen Z is working on the slow kill for this one.
Congrats to Generation Z on their very first kill! May the blood on your lips taste sweeter than wine! pic.twitter.com/CLKvfmI5j0
— Sam Sykes (@SamSykesSwears) May 29, 2018
But who will follow? What victims will be next? Are Gen Z about to go CRAZY with power?!
Here’s what will probably die next at the hands of Gen Z:
1. Doing It
2. Cold, hard cash
3. Hello to the world, but RIP TV
4. Toodlez subcompact cars
5. And you millennials and your festivals can shove it!
Phew.
Gen Z are going to be some busy bees. Also going out on a whim and predicting they’ll kill text messages, any face-to-face interaction ever, marriage, cooking, and probably me if I don’t finish writing this post soo-