PICS: Get Around These Hilariously Bad Gingerbread House Fails
Christmas time is here and so is the pressure to get in the spirit, which usually comes in the form of creating a gingerbread house and a minor mental breakdown in the process.
Let’s get real. Gingerbread houses are dumb. They take about a 50 times longer to make than actually eat and that’s depressing maths that is just not very motivating. Unless you’re Adriano Zumbo, the end product will likely look like a pile of cardboard speckled in cracked red piping, with a couple of freckles chucked on top.
It’s an impossible task, but these folks on Twitter gave it a go… and failed spectacularly. Lifehack: never try.
Here’s some truly terrible gingerbread house fails:
They tried their best.
Listen. I tried to make a gingerbread house. OK I tried pic.twitter.com/TnW14IQxgd
— ❄☃FrostySpaceKid☃❄ (@LonelySpaceKid) December 7, 2017
Actually… maybe not.
RIP Gingerbread house pic.twitter.com/MV9iaqXiSq
— Alexandra (@nursealex95) December 11, 2017
Remember: always add dinosaurs.
#gingerbreadhouse #fail just add #dinosaurs pic.twitter.com/B4yWBLQVAy
— Holly who (@Hollywho77) December 11, 2017
I don’t know what this is???
My gingerbread house was destroyed and vandalized! pic.twitter.com/PJ4UN2Jvf2
— ENDR ST3VE (@bricks_force) December 10, 2017
It’s a frosted massacre.
I was going to have the best homemade gingerbread house ever, then it fell. #fail pic.twitter.com/FItRzBul3d
— Jac (@JaclynHagstrom) December 10, 2017
@CatherinePaiz @AustinMcbroom we tried to make a gingerbread house and write ACE family on it but we failed…. tomorrow we are making another one! pic.twitter.com/6ZZ85Yj6ys
— Fernanda Sillero (@fersillero) December 9, 2017
This is actually the best.
Guess who won the annual #GingerbreadHouse competition? #IHatePunsAsMuchAsYouDo pic.twitter.com/lLDYUgXFjD
— Kevin Wanzer (@kevinwanzer) December 9, 2017
These are just fuck-sasters.
My daughter and I tried to make a gingerbread house tonight???????????? pic.twitter.com/QdpyxezGW8
— Debenezer Scrooge (@DebIsGone) December 3, 2017
Something seriously terrible happened at this gingerbread house.#gingerbreadhouse #Christmas2017 pic.twitter.com/48oBdK3Ijm
— Seantaclaus R Frazier (@TheCleftonTwain) November 26, 2017
Don’t bother. We’ll never be good enough.
Your gingerbread house vs. the one she told you not to worry about pic.twitter.com/mscVxVNxjg
— Los Angeles Dodgers (@Dodgers) December 12, 2017