13 Food Mashups That Will Make You Say “I’m Calling The Police”
We live in a world where creative and crazy food mashups are being born every day. And look, for the most part, they look pretty damn good.
A ‘ramen’ filled with sweet treats and dunked in coffee? Serve it up to me. Shapes flavoured fried chicken? I’ll take it. Mixing together some goon and juice and freezing it into ice blocks? OK, maybe just me.
Now, this is where things are gonna get weird, so I need you to take a deep breath and prepare yourselves. This journey we’re about to undertake now, together, started when I stumbled across this old Tumblr post. Prepare your eyes.
Yep. That is banana (one of the grosser fruits IMO, but we won’t go there) just casually sitting on a pizza that looks like someone’s just thrown up on it.
But that’s not even the worst of the worst.
Here are 13 food combos that will literally make you want to call the police.
1. Yep. A Croissant with Sushi in it.
2. Why ruin two perfectly good things?
3. I don’t even know what this is but I’m currently dialling my therapist.
4. This take on breakfast being the most important meal is really something else.
what goes in the bowl first? the hot cheetos or the milk? pic.twitter.com/kfMlrLnGz7
— honey (@boojieassbarbie) February 25, 2017
5. Who doesn’t love some… gummi bears in their pork?
6. I guess pineapple does belong on pizza?
7. How does one even get here?
8. Say goodbye to house deposits with avo and Nutella on toast.
9. Honestly, some of y’all need Jesus.
10. I mean???
11. Why are people like this?
12. This is the reason I have trust issues.
Posted by Things that are not aesthetic on Monday, 9 July 2018
13. I am calling the police.
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