Gym-Haters Unite, ‘Hello’ Parody Hits A Nerve For All Us Junk Foodies

“Hella cravings for some fries. I did one push-up then I cried.”

In another parody in the increasingly long list of Adele’s ‘Hello’ covers, YouTubers Dustin and Genevieve Ahkuoi have made the ultimate ode to our favourite fatty classics: pizza, doughnuts, Krispy Kreme, fries and mac & cheese.

Mmmmm. Get. In. Me.

The video nails some home-truths about the societal pressures to engage in the torturous habit of moving ones limbs around for the benefit of ‘exercise’. And wtf is kale?! Is it a herb, a weed, a poisonous root, a sign of the incoming apocalypse?

Watch the video below.